Little Johnny - Sunday School       

            A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his 
   students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the 
   Christmas season emphasis on His birth.  He wanted to make sure they 
   understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew 
   up, etc.  So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised 
   his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, 
   "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out,
   "I know! I  know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
            The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and 
   waited for a response.  The teacher was completely at a loss for a few 
   very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny 
   how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my
   father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are 
   you still in there?'!"