Little Johnny - Why Mommy, Why?


             Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.  Her reply is,
   "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."  Johnny then asks his mother 
   how much she weighs.  Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask
   ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"  To 
   this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his 
   room.  On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse.   
   When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.  The boy looks it
   over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now.  
   You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got 
   an 'F' in sex!!!"