MONEY PROBLEMS

A guy went to his doctor and said to him that he wanted a tatoo 
of a one hundred dolar bill in his organ.The doctor explained 
to him that this procedure was very painfull and useless.
 - But I want to make the tatoo of a one hundred dolar bill in 
   my organ.
 - It's really very painfull.You don't wanna do that.
 - But i want to.
 - You do not! Why do you wanna do such a mutilation to your 
   organ.
 - Well....I'll tell you why:
   First , I like to see my money growing.
   Second , My wife likes to see my money getting in and out.
   And Third , my Mistress sucks all my money.