ONCE UPON A TIME... 

...there was a little old man who really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he
looked into the mirror and was admiring his body, when he noticed
that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of
his penis. He decided to do something about it. He promptly went
tp the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand
execpt for his penis.

Just then two old ladies were strolling along the sand, one
walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the
sand, she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to
the other little old lady; "There ain't hardly no justice in this
world". The other little old lady asked; "What do you mean by
that?" "Well she said:

"When I was 20 I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 I asked for it"
"When I was 50 I paid for it;"
"When I was 60 I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80 the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old 
 to squat."