A little joke about life.......

   A little boy came home from school one day and said to his father,
"Dad,  what can you tell me about politics?  I have to learn about it for 
school tomorrow."  The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way 
I can describe politics is to use an analogy.  Let's say that I'm capitalism
because I'm the breadwinner.  Your mother will be government because she
controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she 
works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby
brother will be the future.  Does that help any?"  The little boy said, 
"Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
   Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was up 
and about when he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his 
parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother 
wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, 
and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was 
in bed with the maid. Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and 
went back to bed.
     The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, 
"Dad,  I think I understand politics much better now."  "Excellent, my boy," 
he answered, "What have you learned?"  The little boy thought for a minute 
and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, 
government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of 
shit!