This is how Pussy was created

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
        created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
        using a knife, he gave it a slit

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
        with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,by using red velvet,
        he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
        with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
        threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
        touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
        he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.