Little Led Liding Hoot  
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            (must read with singapore-english accent)


        Once upon a time hor, got one girl little led liding hoot. She
 want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning alleady she go out one, she got
 take come one basket to put flower. She "do want" to walk long-long so
 go take shot cut.  Wah!!! she dono got one animal follow her one hor!
 She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.
         "Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk
        Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one"
 Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door..... oh,
 solly solly....  open the door and go inside the house, she got see
 her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.
        "AH Mah, how come your eye vely big one hor?"
        "So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.
        "Ah Mah, how come your yearvely long one?"
        "So vely easy to hear you one laah!!!!"
        "Ah Mah, how come......."
        "Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you.... never die before
         heh?"
        "Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".
        "What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal
         one
         you know................."
         Wah! Little led liding Hoot vely scared one, she scleam vely
 loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside
 stomach one. Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the
 house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the
 animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led
 Liding Hoot become shit alleady............