WHAT ARE YOU???

VAIN:           	A person who loves the smell of his own farts
AMIABLE:        	A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
PROUD:           	A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
SHY:             	A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
IMPUDENT:      		A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
UNFORTUNATE:     	A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
                   	instead
SCIENTIFIC:      	A person who farts regularly but is only concerned
                   	about pollution
NERVOUS:         	A person who stops in the middle of his fart
HONEST:         	A person who admits he farted but offers good 					medical reasons
DISHONEST:       	A person who farts and then blames the dog
FOOLISH:       		A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
THRIFTY:       		A person who has several good farts in reserve
ANTI-SOCIAL:     	A person who excuses himself and farts in complete
      			privacy
STRATEGIC:       	A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
SADISTIC:        	A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover
               		over his bedmate.
INTELLECTUAL:    	A person who can determine from the smell of his
       			neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item 						consumed
ATHLETIC:        	A person who farts at the slightest exertion
MISERABLE:       	A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at 					all
SENSITIVE:       	A person who farts and then starts crying