The Young Couple

   A young couple is out carousing one evening.  While driving down the
   highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you
   take off your clothes?"

   She agrees and he begins to speed up.  When the spedometer hits 100 she
   starts to strip.  When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy
   staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car.  The girl
   is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are
   trapped in the car.  "Go get help.", he pleads.

   She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."

   He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch
   with that and go get help."

   She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the
   road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP!
   HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

   The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies,
   "I'm sorry Miss.  He's too far in."