Ode To Megavolt's Butt
by: Adrienne
Now, there is a villain who has a nice butt,
and he's good for some laughs if you're in a rut.
He makes all the people scream and bolt.
Well, who could it be but Megavolt?
The place he dwells is St. Canard
where committing crime is very hard.
Unless you have a whole lot of luck,
cuz the city's gaurded by Darkwing Duck.
Before he was Megavolt, he was Elmo Sputterspark
but in a cruel twist of fate one night after dark -
His experiment went wrong, hs brain got fried;
it's strange, technically, he should have died.
Instead, he was filled with electricity
and now commits crimes without hospitality.
So continues the story of Megavolt's life,
the evil and villainy masking his strife.
Sometimes the villains form a team,
making them more powerful than they seem.
Megavolt would like to keep all the loot,
but he has to share it with Bushroot;
and the others in the Fearsome Five
who commit violent crimes just to survive.
Their leader is the evil Negaduck.
Unable to get home, but no longer stuck.
Megavolt turned from a boy not in "the loop";
to a supervillain in need of a good support group.
Sparky (as he hates to be known) is of the insane kind.
However, this is nothing new to find;
cuz we're all lunatics in our own little way,
and believe or not...that's okay.
He will live forever as a legacy,
an example of the villain we all aspire to be.
All characters copyright © and owned by Disney, whom I have used without
permission but with the utmost respect. But the poem was mine copyright
© Adrienne. And I'll even admit to it. I would like to thank my most peachy friends, Melissa/Emme (CandleJack@juno.com) for her constant support and her most appreciated lack of making fun of me, Leah/Leela (Leela37@aol.com) for inspiring me to be all that I can be and watch as much TV as humanly possible, and, finally Cristi/Cristabelle (the afforementioned AvianWay@juno.com) for showing me that fateful episode of Darkwing Duck, helping me edit (and censor) my poem so it would be suitable for a DAFT audience and for all the other support she is constantly providing me with. I'd also like to thank her for writing that story ("Dark Queen Of The Sea") because that made it perfectly impossible to keep this poem my dark secret. Please send all questions, comments, requests for the poem, and complaints (as I know there will be) to CousnJowls@aol.com.
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