Short Circuits
by: The Lauderdale
[Sung by Megavolt to the tune of The Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue"]
Short circuits that I wish you had;
Wisecracks that make me feel real bad;
I keep myself close because
I know that I still have--
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Chases me and makes me mad,
A duck in a cape and a stupid hat;
Terrorize the populace, yeah;
Take my company where I can, 'cause there's just--
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
I've been keeping this lonely view
I've been keeping this lonely view
Goofing off with Quackerjack,
Negaduck tells us that we're both on crack.
Well, I don't care what he may think, 'cause
I know that I still have--
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
[Instrumental]
Light bulbs scattered 'round my pad,
They all say my life is pretty sad:
I keep my nightlight on because
In the dark I know there's only--
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Short circuits that I wish you had;
Wisecracks that make me feel real bad;
I keep myself close because
I know I'll always have--
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
Audobon Bay lighthouse's lonely view
[Instrumental]
New lyrics (c) The Lauderdale, 1999.
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