Megavolt! Megavolt!
by: The Lauderdale
[Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells! Jingles Bell!"]
Dashing through the streets
With his loot upon his back,
Charging up his gloves,
Ready to attack!
Citizens beware—
There’s no room for debate—
Hand over your valuables
‘Cause Megs is running late! Oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to town,
Freeing all the light bulbs unless Darkwing takes him down, oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to town,
Freeing all the light bulbs unless Darkwing takes him down!
Sticking up the banks,
Pinching Christmas lights—
Even as he does,
He’s in Darkwing’s sights!
The Dark Duck has a plan
His nemesis to beat
He will take out Megs or face
Embarrassing defeat! Oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to town,
Freeing all the light bulbs unless Darkwing takes him down, oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to town,
Freeing all the light bulbs unless Darkwing takes him down!
Darkwing makes a stop
At an unnamed hardware store;
Takes a sec to find
What he is looking for!
“The jig’s up, Megavolt,”
He cries, “and you’re all wet!”
And gives Sparky a hosing that
The creep will not forget! Oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to jail!
All he wants for Christmas is someone to post the bail, oh!
Megavolt! Megavolt! He’s going to jail!
Better hope for Christmas that somebody posts his bail!
New lyrics (c) The Lauderdale, December 25th, 1999.
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