by: Paris
[To the tune of "Miss American Pie" (or Weird Al's "This Here Anakin Guy", heh heh....)]
A long, long time ago
I almost remember when
My classmates used to pick on me
Old Hamstring and his girlfriend too
And the rest of my old high school crew
Were rude and as obnoxious as could be
As you might guess, it made me hate 'em
So I vowed to incinerate 'em
On that fateful prom night
It would serve them all right
I can't remember anything
Except a duck they call Darkwing
But my fingers controlled lightning
The day my brain cells fried
Oh my, my this here Megavolt guy
Maybe crazy, but okay he makes a really cute bride
And his favorite dance is the electric slide
Singing soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Did you know this Sparky Dude
Endured bad jokes and insults rude
From his peers so long ago
Oh do you see him stealing lightbulbs there
And have you ever seen his hair?
Darkwing just can't catch him, he's too slow
Well appliances are his best friends
His corny wisecracks never end
And he's insane, that's right
But at least he's very bright
You'll find him stealing all the lights
Unless he's in a grueling fight
With that purple-clad terror of the night
Ever since his brain cells fried
Oh my, my this here Megavolt guy
Maybe crazy, but okay he makes a really cute bride
And his favorite dance is the electric slide
Singing soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die,
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Now for years he has been in this gang
With the "Fearsome Five" each day he'd hang
But that's not how it used to be
'Til his tron-splitter split Darkwing's mind
The residue it left behind
Was NegaDuck, Darkwing's sworn enemy
Now Saint Canard cowers in fear
Bushroot, Q.J. and Licky sneer
When Megavolt and they appear
The town is petrified
Oh my, my this here Megavolt guy,
Maybe crazy, but okay he makes a really cute bride
And his favorite dance is the electric slide
Singing soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Darkwing caught up with him one day
And whined that crime just doesn't pay
Megs was taken by surprise
They wrestled each other to the ground
But Darkwing finally took him down
He had to kiss his precious bulbs goodbye
Now he languishes in jail
NegaDuck won't post the bail
He's plotting his escape now
But he doesn't know just quite how
Now the things that he admired most
Just light up rooms and heat up toast
And all Darkwing can do is boast
"I finally caught that guy."
Oh my, my this here Megavolt guy
Maybe crazy but okay he makes a really cute bride
And his favorite dance is the electric slide
Singing soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die
My, my this here Megavolt guy
Maybe crazy, but okay he makes a really cute bride
And his favorite dance is the electric slide, singing
Soon that Darkwing Duck's gonna die.
