by: Paris
[To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" (or Weird Al's "Pretty Fly (For A Rabbi)")]
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
(And all the lightbulbs say I'm pretty fly -- for a bad guy)
***cue the guitar music***
Eeny Meeny Mi
Eeny Meeny Miney Mo
Elmo Sputterspark was
Real nerdy in the past
'Til one day on the treadmill
His brain cells got a blast
Tried to burn the school on prom night
But Darkwing took him down
Well now you better run because
Our Megs is back in town!
So hide in fear,
Megavolt is here!
He'll steal your lightbulbs and he'll make your toasters cheer!
If you don't wanna play,
He'll send a bolt your way!
Better watch out!
Better watch out!
Gotta cut the power
Or he'll make you cower
But you're never gonna catch him
Singing show tunes in the shower!
Charge up your batteries and
Hey! Hey! Do that crazy thing!
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
Eeny Meeny MiEeny Meeny Miney Mo
He's a major supervillain
He scares kids and steals loot
Looks like a hyper weasel but
Lauderdale thinks he's cute
He tampers with appliances
To make them come alive
Plans to take over the universe
And Darkwing won't survive!
Yeah he's got a scheme
With a laser beam
With his electric minions
He'll make the St. Canardians scream
He'll make the town go black
Next time he attacks!
He'll pull the plug!
He'll pull the plug!
When the town is dark,
That's when he'll make his mark
And they'll wish they never picked on
A smart guy like Sputterspark!
Charge up your batteries and
Hey! Hey! Do that crazy thing!
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
How ya doing, Sparky? (Okay, okay)
(And all the lightbulbs say I'm pretty fly -- for a bad guy)
A cloud of smoke descended
And Darkwing was revealed,
Megs said "I'm hungry for roast duck,
You're just in time to be my meal!"
"Sorry Sparky," Darkwing chuckled,
"But I'm not such a fool,"
And he pushed the crazy villan
In the neighbor's swimming pool!
Now he stands on trial
He'll be in jail a while
But the judge is stupid
And he just can't help but smile
He's gonna get the chair
The guards better beware
They're not too bright,
They're not too bright
Right before their eyes
Before they realized
The electric currents made his powers galvanized!
Charge up your batteries
You'll get nowhere with flattery
Let's charge up our batteries and
Hey! Hey! Do that crazy thing!
