by: Paris
[A parody of "The Truck Driving Song" (by Weird Al)]
I'm frying a duck
Frying a big white duck
With a purple mask on
Guess that bird is out of luck
I've been waiting for this moment
For so very long
Frying a duck with my high heels on
This day has been a long time comin'
Hear those electric currents hummin'
Got him in my clutches like I never have before
He put up a lengthy fight,
But he'll be dinner tonight
Just hope these bolts don't phase my manicure
Gotta find the matching lipstick for my cute little red dress
And my diamond earings pinch me oh so tight
That duck is looking mighty crispy
And the wine will make me tipsy
For my date with my refrigerator light
Because I'm frying a duck
Frying a big white duck
Time to let appliances of our town run amuck
Sending that nightly terror
Back where he belongs
Frying a duck with my high heels on
Oh I've got my hair in curlers and it's looking mighty fine
And my feather boa flatters my neckline
My push-up bra is killing me
But I can stand the misery
Because that duck is gonna taste devine
Because I'm frying a duck
Frying a big white duck
Happy with my facial but my bracelet clasp is stuck
And I'm polishing my necklace
While I'm singing this old song
Frying a duck with my high heels on.
I'm frying a duck
Frying a big white duck
You may say it's cruel, well I really don't give a
And I'm feeling pretty sexy in my neglige and thong
Frying a duck with my high heels on.
