Light of My Life

by: Megavolt

O Glorious light
that shines my way!
O perfect glow
that lights my day!

O beautiful bulb
with golden shine!
If only you
could all be mine!

O yellow haze
with healthy buzz,
You will be free,
despite the fuzz!

O wond'rous lamp
serene and white!
Enslaved no more!
Shine free and bright!

O bulbie dear
so sweet and--WHAT IS IT, QUACKERJACK???
NO, I don't WANT to see your stupid new toy! BEAT IT!
NO! You CAN'T use my battery! I SAID NO, You nitwit, BACK OFF!
DON'T CALL ME THAT!! You--you--oooh! Nowlookwhatyoumademedo!
What was I writing again? Oh yeah, shopping list. Okay.
14 packages of D batteries
12 flourescent bulbs
2 boxes of Nutty Bars
a new pair of blue gloves
electrical cord
duck tape
1 partridge with pear tre---SHUT UP, QUACKERJACK!!!!!

*This poem copyright Angela McDermott, 1998. Permission is given to use it if you want to, as long as you don't change anything, don't make any money off it and please give me full credit. Thank you for you time! Megs and Quackerjacker are copyright Disney and used w/o permission.

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