Finger in a Wall Socket

by: MattBatt

(To the tune of "Hand in My Pocket" by Alanis Morriset)

I'm AC but I'm DC
I'm dynamic but I'm static
I'm high-wired but I'm grounded, yeah
I'm insane but I'm brillant
I'm a dim bulb with a bright idea
I'm a dry cell with anti-SPLOOSH gear, baby
And what it all comes down to, is that I'm not completely there, there, there
'Cause I've got one finger in a wall socket, and the other is...just sorta...hanging there
I'm relaxed but I'm charged
I'm nuts but I'm...more nuts
I'm a generator but I'm run-down, yeah
I'm old-fashioned but I'm current
I'm simple but I'm shocking
When I'm around there's electricity in the air!
And what it all zaps down to, is that I short-circut all of the time
'Cause I got one finger in a wall socket, and the other is firing my Electro-gun
And what it all frys down to, is that I've got my main wires totally crossed
'Cause I got one finger in a wall socket, and the other is cooking a hamburger
I'm bored but I get a jolt
I'm focused but I'm scatterbrained
I'm demented but I'm a snappy dresser
I'm tough but I'm skinny
I'm quiet except for my wisecracks
I'm not evil but a misunderstood genuis!
And what it all adds up to, is that my brain is on permanent haywire
'Cause I've got one finger in a wall socket, and the other impleting the circut
And what it all buzzes down to, my friends, yeah, is that I'm a complete mental case
'Cause I've got one finger in a wall socket, and the other has written this song
--by Megavolt

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