Pocket Full of Kryptonite
by: Matt Plotecher
(parody of "Pocket Full of Kryptonite" by The Spin Doctors)
I don't like all this disregard
Another day in ol' St. Canard
Even though I plan my crimes real hard
I'm passed over for some feathered lard
It drives me right out of my insane mind
Public Enemy Number One slot is hard to find
I think I'm getting even more insane
I can't be Number One because of some birdbrain
Oh!
Number One is what I should have struck
Yeah, Number One shouldn't be no Negaduck
Just sit back and watch me light up this night
Whoo-hoo!
I got a pocket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
Got a pocket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
Charged a pocket full of (e)lectrolytes
He's blowin' buildings with a single bomb
And I'm freein' light bulbs while I scare your mom
Come on populace, can't you see?
I'm the Megavolt, not no Christmas tree
He's a cunning little duck; he has his share of fun
He's the one who got lucky; got his cape around the Number One
Ooh-ooh!
I can't believe his notoriety
All those screamin' fans should be for me
Oh! Number One keep out that Dr. Slug
Yeah, Number One and I are socket and plug
I'll magnetize all shopping carts in sight
Aah-aah!
I got a pocket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
I got a socket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
It's not a crock, it's full of (e)lectrolytes
Hey, hey, hey
Oh, ol' Number One
Ooh-ooh
Got a pocket full of
I do think I'll don fightin' gloves
All of St. Canard will feel the buzz
Electric guitars'll handle the fuzz
And all resistance will be blown out, cause
Number One will be my "current" stock
Yeah Number One, Negs will be in for a big shock!
With puns like this, I'll surely win the fight
Aah-aah
Those and my pocket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
I got a pocket full of (e)lectrolytes -- yeah!
I'll go and stock it full of (e)lectrolytes
Yeahhhhhhhh
Oh, ol' Number One
Yeahhhhhhhh
Yeahhhh, got a socket full of....
New lyrics [c] copyrighted 1998 by Matt Plotecher
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