Series 1 Episode Guide

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

Alien visitors wreak havoc in South Park when they kidnap Kyle's little brother, Ike, mutilate dozens of innocent cows, and give Eric Cartman an anal probe. Flaming flatulence, sceptical school officials, and a pre-teen seductress named Wendy Testaburger are a few of the obstacles the boys must face as they try to rescue poor Ike from the clutches of the mysterious visitors.

5 out of 5

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his Vietnam buddy, Ned, take the boys on a weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing, and blowing animals to smithereens. An erupting volcano and a mysterious creature named Scuzzlebutt not only threaten the boys' excursion but endanger the entire town of South Park as well.

3 out of 5

Weight Gain 4000

When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present his award on national television. While Cartman is busy bulking up for his TV debut, Mr Garrison suffers flashbacks of a childhood humiliation at the hands of Mrs Gifford. Mr Hat convinces Garrison to even the score once and for all, and together they hatch a malevolent plot to kill Kathie Lee! Stan, Kyle, and Wendy must stop the deranged Mr Garrison before it's too late.

3 out 5

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

The big homecoming football game pits the South Park Cows against their arch rivals, the Middle Park Cowboys. Uncle Jimbo has convinced the rest of the town to bet heavily on his nephew, Stan, the star quarterback, to beat the sixty point spread. But when Stan discovers his new dog, Sparky, is gay he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big game. A mysterious and magical new friend, Big Gay Al, helps Stan understand the wonders of being gay and sends him back into the game.

4 out 5

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An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

When Kyle's mail-order elephant gets to be too big to take on the school bus, the boys get a great idea - they decide to genetically cross breed the elephant with Cartman's potbellied pig, Fluffy, to make potbellied elephants! When they try to enlist the help of the mysterious geneticist Mephesto, things go horribly awry. Mephesto makes an evil clone from Stan's DNA and now the boys must stop the clone from destroying the town of South Park.

4 out 5

Death

At his grandfather's 102nd birthday, Stan is faced with a moral dilemma - Grandpa's sole suicide. When the Grim Reaper finally arrives for Grandpa, or so the boys think, things go from bad to worse. Mrs Broslofski has organised a protest against the boys' favourite TV show, Terrance and Phillip, and South Park parents have left the kids on their own to follow Kyle's mom to the network headquarters in the big city. Now the kids have no one to rely on but each other when they confront Death.

4 out of 5

Pink Eye

Trick or Treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of pink eye. While Stan, Kyle and Cartman are getting themselves ready for the school's Halloween party and costume contest, a mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies. The kids have to save the day before they can get down to the business of trick or treating.

5 out of 5

Tom's Rhinoplasty

"Don't f**k with Wendy Testaburger!" It's almost Valentine's Day and love is in the air at South Park Elementary School. While Mr Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny all compete for the attentions of Ms Ellen, the new substitute teacher. Wendy sees Ms Ellen as a threat to her relationship with Stan and is forced to take action when it looks like Ms Ellen is in South Park to stay.

5 out of 5

Starvin' Marvin'

While trying to get a free promotional digital sports watch, the kids end up contacting an organisation that helps starving children in Africa. Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child , government authorities send him to Ethiopia. Adding chaos to confusion, a flock of wild turkeys revolt after their treatment at the hands of the local genetic engineer.

4 out of 5

Mecha Streisand

The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand! The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world. Help is on the way however, in the form of an award-winning actor, a celebrated movie critic and a rock superstar. But are they enough to overcome the terror of Mecha-Streisand? South Park is at the mercy of genetically altered turkeys gone bad.

4 out of 5

Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

I believe in Mr Hankey! While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend, (or entertain), anyone, Kyle has checked himself into South Park Mental House. It's just Christmas time in South Park. In this landmark episode, an unlikely hero saves the day.

5 out of 5

Damien

Cartman's birthday party is upstaged by the battle of good against evil. When the son of the prince of darkness arrives in South Park, he sets off a chain of bizarre events that culminate in a battle between Jesus and Satan. The big event at the South Park forum conflicts with Cartman's annual birthday celebration.

3 out of 5

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Stan, Kyle and Kenny seek advice from Mr Garrison, while Cartman sets out to uncover the identity of his real father. When it becomes evident that just about any male in South Park with a pulse "could be" Cartman's dad (including the 1991 Denver Broncos), the boys help raise $3,000 for a genetic test that will prove who the real Mr Cartman is in this special cliffhanger episode.

3 out of 5

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