This page is about all of the terminology used on episodes of Seinfeld, somewhat of a Seinfeld dictionary.
1. A Bubble Boy- Someone who has a emmuno deficiency and lives in a plastic containment unit, not an igloo
We're going to see the bubble boy.
2. A Close Talker- Someone that, when they talk to you, comes abnormally close to your face
Did you notice he's a very close talker?
3. The Double Dip- When a person dips a chip in party dip, takes a bite, and dips again
Did you just double dip that chip?
4. A European Carryall- A black leather bag with a strap, it's not a purse
That man just took my European Carryall!
5. Festivus- A December 23rd holiday created by Frank Costanza involving an aluminum pole, the feats of strength, and the airing of grievances
Festivus is your heritage, George!
6. Get Out- That's unbelievable
Get Out!
7. Giddy Up- I'm ready to go
Giddy up!
8. Hey Buddy- A form of hello
Hey buddy!
9. A High Talker- A man that talks in an unusually high pitched speaking voice
Dan's a high talker.
10. Kramerica- An "industry" created by Cosmo Kramer and Daren for building oil bladders and ketchup and mustard in the same bottle
Kramerica's back in business!
11. A Long Talker- Someone that answers the phone when you want to their boyfriend or girlfriend and makes conversation before you can talk to the other person
She dumped the high talker and went to a long talker!
12. The Manzeir- A bra for a man; syn. Bro
It's a bro! No it's a manzeir!
13. A Mimbo- A male bimbo
Elaine he's a mimbo.
14. A Show About Nothing- Seinfeld
The show's about nothing?!
15. A Sidler- Someone that sneaks up from behind you unexpectedly and unnoticed; sidling, the act of being a sidler
He sidled me out of a job.
16. A Soup Meal- When you crumble crackers in the soup
Did he crumble crackers? Because if he did it was a soup meal.
17. Soup Nazi- A very strict New York City soup distributor
The Soup Nazi hates me! He won't let me have any soup!
18. Sweatpants- A sign that you've given up
You've become George, you're wearing sweatpants!
19. A Tell- When you touch part of your face while talking about your relationship, the higher on the face you touch the worse the relationship is going
You have a tell.
20. Yo Yo Ma- A Chinese cellist; expression of great joy
Yo Yo Ma!
21. Good Naked- Brushing your hair
Naked hair brushing, good.
22. Bad Naked- Opening a pickle jar
Naked crouching, bad.
23. A Magic Loogie- A loogie that can perform unusual mid-air turns
That is one magic loogie!
24. Gettin' Jiggy Wit It- Being a DJ at a party and playing the music well
His last party I was gettin' jiggy wit it.
25. A High Five- The lowest form of male primate ritual
High five.