This page is about all of the terminology used on episodes of Seinfeld, somewhat of a Seinfeld dictionary.


1. A Bubble Boy- Someone who has a emmuno deficiency and lives in a plastic containment unit, not an igloo

We're going to see the bubble boy.


2. A Close Talker- Someone that, when they talk to you, comes abnormally close to your face

Did you notice he's a very close talker?


3. The Double Dip- When a person dips a chip in party dip, takes a bite, and dips again

Did you just double dip that chip?


4. A European Carryall- A black leather bag with a strap, it's not a purse

That man just took my European Carryall!


5. Festivus- A December 23rd holiday created by Frank Costanza involving an aluminum pole, the feats of strength, and the airing of grievances

Festivus is your heritage, George!


6. Get Out- That's unbelievable

Get Out!


7. Giddy Up- I'm ready to go

Giddy up!


8. Hey Buddy- A form of hello

Hey buddy!


9. A High Talker- A man that talks in an unusually high pitched speaking voice

Dan's a high talker.


10. Kramerica- An "industry" created by Cosmo Kramer and Daren for building oil bladders and ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

Kramerica's back in business!


11. A Long Talker- Someone that answers the phone when you want to their boyfriend or girlfriend and makes conversation before you can talk to the other person

She dumped the high talker and went to a long talker!


12. The Manzeir- A bra for a man; syn. Bro

It's a bro! No it's a manzeir!


13. A Mimbo- A male bimbo

Elaine he's a mimbo.


14. A Show About Nothing- Seinfeld

The show's about nothing?!


15. A Sidler- Someone that sneaks up from behind you unexpectedly and unnoticed; sidling, the act of being a sidler

He sidled me out of a job.


16. A Soup Meal- When you crumble crackers in the soup

Did he crumble crackers? Because if he did it was a soup meal.


17. Soup Nazi- A very strict New York City soup distributor

The Soup Nazi hates me! He won't let me have any soup!


18. Sweatpants- A sign that you've given up

You've become George, you're wearing sweatpants!


19. A Tell- When you touch part of your face while talking about your relationship, the higher on the face you touch the worse the relationship is going

You have a tell.


20. Yo Yo Ma- A Chinese cellist; expression of great joy

Yo Yo Ma!


21. Good Naked- Brushing your hair

Naked hair brushing, good.


22. Bad Naked- Opening a pickle jar

Naked crouching, bad.


23. A Magic Loogie- A loogie that can perform unusual mid-air turns

That is one magic loogie!


24. Gettin' Jiggy Wit It- Being a DJ at a party and playing the music well

His last party I was gettin' jiggy wit it.


25. A High Five- The lowest form of male primate ritual

High five.

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