Here's the Song They Didn't Use

A'ight, so the boys who made the film "Carrot-Bird" stepped up to me way back in 1994 and said they wanted to theme somg for their film, right? Mmm-hmmm. So I said, yeah, I write y'all a song, but yo, I gotta get some bread for that taco salad, know what I'm sayin'? Yeah. So they said a'ight, so I wrote the damn song and showed it to them, and they up 'n told me they decided not to have a theme song. Boy, I got hot.

So anyways, here it is. Check it out, y'all, it's the Carrot-Bird. Ahhh Yeeah.

Carrot-Bird (It's Where the Mall Is)

by MC Shaggity-Shag.

Girl, I kick it freestyle, 
Dancin' and singin' old-style,
Kickin' the wicketty-wicketty-wicketty
World all the while.
Bustin' out the cold jams
Shaggity-Shag is who I am
Gonna rag it on ya flippity-flippity
Flavor like a battering ram.

(refrain 1)
Carrot-Bird, (it's where the mall is,)
C'mon check it out,
Carrot-Bird, (it's where the mall is,)
Give the pimp a shout!

I'm in with the weather 
Livitty-livin' in the sweater
If Stevie Wonder had a diggity-diggity
Daughter y'know I'd get 'er.
Time ta bust a jack move
Gonna kick it in the fank groove.
From time to time I write my rhymes
With made-up words like 'thigatuskaroove.'

(refrain 2)
Carrot-Bird, (it's where the mall is,)
Ya buddy, rock the mic!
Carrot-Bird, (it's where the mall is,)
Ya gonna go on strike!

Yo, I'm universal 
Like the metric system,
Sorting through all the girlies yo
Who claim that I kissed them.
Grittin' my teeth 
On the panty-raid jam-ride,
Yo, the Carrot-Bird's a damn cool
Thing on the inside.

(repeat refrain 1 and refrain 2, ad nauseam)

All that spice and no rack to put it on. Peace out, y'all.

Ain't but three minutes till the bus arrives.