A'ight, yo, check this out.


I know there ain't no film out yet called "Fat Squirrel." But them damn "Carrot-Bird" boys been talkin' behind my back, yo. Talkin' ta some damn-ass hippy guitar beans wit' hair all crawlin' up they butt. Know what I'm sayin'? A'ight, so all's I did was write up this song so I can show it to them boys and let them know who they dealin' with. They ain' gonna go 'round peein' in MY cole slaw, I tell y'all that.

So here it is. A P-fat rhyme called "Fat Squirrel (It's Where the Mall Is). Y'all don't like it, y'all can bike it.

Peace out.


Fat Squirrel (It's Where the Mall Is)

by MC Shaggity-Shag

Yo I'm taking out ya body loaf
Time ta end the game and kick ya both
Faster, bastard in the pretendin' lane
With ya scrambled eggs up in ya brain.
Gymnastics on the damn TV
Ridin' horses like ya killin' me
Jimmety-jammies up ya mouf-hole
Bringin' the noise like ya a triggety-troll.

(refrain 1)
Fat Squirrel, (it's where the mall is,)
Your face like glass!
Fat Squirrel, (it's where the mall is,)
So you can kiss my ass!

Rubbin' ya face in the concrete panty wagon
Scratchin' ya butt like a Chinese dancin' dragon
Buyin' ya news like ya face is on fire
Pretendin' the endin' ain't comin' down to the wire.
Go get me that hose, cuz ya life is in my hands.
Go an' dance with the man at the vegetable stand.
Take out the trash and get out the damn house
Cuz my fist is like a cat and ya face a friggin' mouse.

(refrain 2)
Fat Squirrel, (it's where the mall is,)
Buy my CD!
Fat Squirrel, (It's where the mall is,)
Or I'll cap ya knee!

I'm gonna end this song cuz I'm runnin' outta wind.
But I got a few more lines til I'm gettin' to the end.
Talkin' 'bout ya face only can go so friggin far
And it ain't like my rhymes come out a jiggety jar.
So have a heart, don't fart, don't worry 'bout my words
Cuz to eat 'em in ya mouf makes ya make some weird-ass turds.
And ifya in the yard and ya lookin' for the world,
Take time out ya rhyme to look for the Fat Squirrel.

(repeat refrains 1 and 2 until ya damn eyes fall out)

Eat ya damn vegetables. I'm out.


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