We here at Beauty School think Miss USA 1996, Louisiana's Ali Landry, is indeed Drop Dead Gorgeous. Even when she is caught in a rather candid moment, as she is here in this photo from the 1996 Miss Universe Pageant.
We showed this never-before seen photo to some of our
students and staff and asked them to come up with a caption
for it. Here are our favorites:
From Professor Tomas Sanchez, Department of Fashion Mistakes:
"Even while competing, Ali took the time to practice for her
future career with Doritos."
From Junior, Al Fabette, majoring in Translations Of Final Questions:
"Finland? Finland? You got to be kidding me? Where are those
judges?"
From Beauty School's lawyer, Sue M. Awl:
"This crawfish etouffee lip gloss is excellent..."
We will admit we are once again being silly here...that's
what this summer heat does to us. Nonetheless, we hope you enjoy
this exclusive candid shot. We should all be so lucky to have
Ali Landry stick her tongue out at us.
A big thanks to our Esteemed Benefactor for sharing this photo with us.
For other memorables pictures from pageants past - and current - be sure to check out the new photo feature at Jimmy's Pageant Page.
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