Xanderisms
'Can I have you?....I mean, can I help you?' - Welcome To The Hellmouth 'I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.' - Witch 'It's cool. Buffy's a super hero' - The Harvest 'Yesterday my life's like, 'uh-oh, pop quiz'. Today it's rain of toads.' - The Harvest 'Needs should definitly be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day.' - Teacher's Pet 'Oh, hey, here's something. A nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. the earflaps will bring out your eyes.' - Never Kill A Boy On The First Date 'Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.' - The Pack 'You know, hey, I don't know what everyone ia talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.' - Angel 'Hey, I got to hit someone!' - I Robot, You Jane 'Someone else's loss is my chocolately goodness!' - Nightmares 'Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.' - Invisible Girl 'I ate a pig? Was it cooked and called bacon?' - The Pack 'I'm sorry! Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and intend to stay that way.' - Prophecy Girl 'On a scale of one to ten ... it sucked!' 'I'm just gonna go home, lie down... and listen to county music... the music of pain.' - Prophecy Girl 'We've had some experiences, we've fought some blood-sucking fiends. It's all been a good time.' - Prophecy Girl 'I don't handle rejection well. Funny ... considering all the practice I've had.' - Prophecy Girl 'Hey! You forgot your...stake?' - Welcome To The Hellmouth 'Oh, me and Buffy go way back, old friends. Very close. Then there's that period of estrangement where I think we were both growing as people but, now here we are like old times, I'm quite moved.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth
(holding a stake) 'The only thing I can think is that you're building a really little fence.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth 'I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth 'For I am Xandar, King of Cretins, all lesser cretins bow down before me.' - Witch 'Cordelia hasn't been mean to me all day, is it something I've done?' - Witch 'First vampires, then witches, no wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.' - Witch 'We're right behind you, only further back.' - Witch 'He's buff. She never said anything about him being buff.' - Teacher's Pet 'It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.' - Teacher's Pet 'Forgiveness is my middle name. Well actually, it's Lavelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life.' - Teacher's Pet 'What kind of a girly name is 'Angel' anyway?' - Teacher's Pet 'Your hands are so...serrated.' - Teacher's Pet 'He's like Super Librarian. Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'Why don't you pick on someone your own species?' - The Pack 'I've been waiting for you to jump my bones.' - The Pack 'That Cordelia's a regular breath of vile air.' - Angel 'Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy.' - Angel 'I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say.'...'Now I'm saying something. You saw him naked?' - Angel 'You're going to be missing out. I'm planning to be witty. I'm going to make fun of all of the people who won't talk to me.' - I Robot-You Jane 'Okay, next time we split up, someone else is on Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we would have had another organ donor.' - The Puppet Show 'No, I--I can't. I have my pride. Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.' - The Puppet Show (standing in front of a classroom wearing only his boxers) 'It's a dream. It's gotta be a dream. (pinches himself) Ow! Wake up. (pinches himself again) Ow! Gotta' wake up. Aah!!!' - Nightmares 'Well, that explanation was shorter than usual. It's Billy! Who's Billy?' - Nightmares 'You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe!' - Nightmares 'Research Boy comes through with the knowledge!' - Invisible Girl 'You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!' - Prophecy Girl 'I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you.' - Prophecy Girl 'Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face.' - Prophecy Girl