Buffyisms
'If the Apocalypse comes, beep me.' - Never Kill A Boy On The First Date 'Ooo, crossbow! check out these babies. Good-bye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot?' - Angel 'Well, we better hurry.....'cause I'm getting hungry.' - Nightmares 'You have fruit punch mouth.' - Prophecy Girl 'Gee, everyone wants to know about me-how keen.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Isn't that bizzare, aren't you just going 'oouhh.'' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood and you have to suck they're blood, It's like a whole big sucking thing.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Yeah, and I've both been there and done that.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Stake through the heart, a little sunlight, It's like falling off a log.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Your my friend! My Xander shaped friend!' - Witch 'I'm not saying she craned her neck. We're talking full-on exorcist twist!' - Teacher's Pet 'This is Sunnydale - how bad an evil can there be?' - Welcome to the Hellmouth (holds up short black dress) 'Hi! "I'm an enourmous slut.' - Welcome to Hellmouth (holds up long flower dress) 'Hello, Would you like a copy of the Watchtower?' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'From now on I'm only going to hang out with the living. I mean... lively, people.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Sorry, that's incorrect. But you do get this lovely watch and a years supply of turtle wax.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Sieze the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Dark, gorgeous, in an annoying sort of way.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them...' - Welcome to the Hellmouth
'You're like textbook with arms. I know all this.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually, there's just the hard way.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'He had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was this little, little exacto knife... you're not loving this story.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'There's something you forgot about, too - sunrise. It's in about nine hours, moron.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth "That much quality time with my Mom would probably lead to some quality matricide." - Witch "Have you seen the kids who work on the yearbook? *Nerds* pick on them." - Witch "You saved my life. You were a god!" - Witch "Okay, I'll give you improved marks for that one. Ripping the throat out - it's a strong visual, it's not predictable." - Teacher's Pet "Bright, sunny, beautiful - how ever can we escape this torment?" - Teacher's Pet "The words 'bug ugly' kind of spring to mind." - Teacher's Pet "I'm an un-dead monster that can shave with my hand - how many things am I afraid of?" - Teacher's Pet "We need to find it, and snuff it. Any hints on the snuffing part?" - Teacher's Pet 'Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'Cute guy. Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm a Slayer. Ask me how!' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer.' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date.' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'Prophecy, anointed one, yadda, yadda, yadda.' - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date 'Bite me!' (then looks up at Angel) - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date