Willowisms
'Does anybody mind if I passout?' - Welcome To The Hellmouth'He's got a crush on a giant insect?!' - Teacher's Pet'It was like the heimlich, with stripes.' - The Pack'He's not picking on you... he's just sniffing you alot.' - The Pack'You know, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this before.' - The Pack'How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on.' - Angel'The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone, It could be me!.....It's not..though.' - The Puppet Show'You can practice on me some more!' - Prophecy Girl'That mean hacking illegally into the school's computer system. At last, something I can do!' - Invisible Girl'Once again, I get banished to the demon section of the card catalog!''He was a curator at a British museum, or the British museum? I'm not sure. But he knows everything and he brought all these historical volumes and biographies and am I the single dullest person alive?' - Welcome to the Hellmouth'Oh, okay, this is nice...and scary.' - Welcome to the Hellmouth
'I don't think it's bad. I think it's really...sweet...But certainly nothing I'll ever bring up again!' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date'He makes my head go tingly.' - The Pack'Why couldn't he be possessed by a puppy, or some ducks?' - The Pack'What's it like where you are?' - Angel'So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not.' - Angel'It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now.' - Angel'You're having an expression.' - I, Robot-You Jane'Malcolm! Remember me, your girlfriend? I think it's time we break up. But maybe we can still be friends.' - I, Robot-You Jane'Malcolm. Moloch. Whatever he's called. The one boy that's really liked me and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?' - I, Robot-You Jane'My parents don't even bicker. Sometimes they glare.' - Nighmares'I had to sing. Very bad. To sing.' - Nighmares'Where am I? Oh. 'Have a *great* summer.' See, I cared.' - Invisible Girl