Cordeliaisms

'One minute you're in your normal life, and then, who's in the fridge?' - Teacher's Pet

'When tragedy strikes we have to look on the bright side, you know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.' - Teacher's Pet

'Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth

'Hello, salty goodness.' - Never Kill A Boy On The First Date

'My song is about dignity and human feeling and...personal....hygiene...or something.' - The Puppet Show

'I don't need the looney fringe vote.' - Invisible Girl

'I have a dream...it's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every Varsity male as far as the eye can see. We have to achieve our dreams Amy, otherwise we wither and die.' - Witch

'Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternates...hold it, wait, no I'm not.' - Witch

'Oooh, these grapes are sour.' - Witch

'I don't mean to interupt your downward mobility but I just wanted to tell you that you wont be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was canceled due to the extreem dead guy in the locker.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth

'Don't you have an elsewhere to be?' - Welcome To The Hellmouth

'What is your childhood trauma?!' - Welcome To The Hellmouth

'Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth



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