Your room is an XF shrine. You live for that hour everyday when TXF airs. You know the words to the XF theme as declared by DD on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. You have a fascination with sunflower seeds, and a fear of parking garages. You're mysteriously drawn to cornfields. You went out and bought Beethoven the moment you heard DD was in it. You love The 5th Element (at least those few minutes that John Neville is in it). The thought of watching the Lost In Space Movie makes you twitch. You clap your hands and jump up and down screaming eXcitedly when an ep takes place in the state you live in. You capitalize all your X's. You make sure you never step in oil. Elevators freak you out; you take the stairs. Bees have taken on a whole new meaning. You're leary of anyone working for the government. You know it all and you have it all. This is what psychiatrists may call an obsession. My advice? I don't have any! Like Mary Poppins, you're practically perfect in every way! You go!