 (fast)Hey everyone else.  You gotta know one thing and one thing only and that is that Stone Cartman is going to kick you butt any day of the week.  Why, well the bottom line is 'cause STONE COLD SAID SO!!!
(fast)Hey everyone else.  You gotta know one thing and one thing only and that is that Stone Cartman is going to kick you butt any day of the week.  Why, well the bottom line is 'cause STONE COLD SAID SO!!!
 Mmmmpphhhhh (slow)Stone Cartman, go to hell!
Mmmmpphhhhh (slow)Stone Cartman, go to hell!
 Hello Ladies!  The Big Valboski is here.
Hello Ladies!  The Big Valboski is here.
 (fast)Yo, Ladies man!  UP YOURS.
(fast)Yo, Ladies man!  UP YOURS.
 DX rules and if you don't believe it you can just S*CK IT!
DX rules and if you don't believe it you can just S*CK IT!
 Mmmmmmppppphhhhhhh (slow)I will bury you all, rest in peace
Mmmmmmppppphhhhhhh (slow)I will bury you all, rest in peace
 (Makes his enterance)
(Makes his enterance)
 S*CK IT S*CK IT S*CK IT McMahon!!!
S*CK IT S*CK IT S*CK IT McMahon!!!
 You can all go to hell!  Well, I came out here today to say one thing really.  What is really with Stone Cartman and Undertakenny?  Well, after their performance today, I say they are in cohoots!
You can all go to hell!  Well, I came out here today to say one thing really.  What is really with Stone Cartman and Undertakenny?  Well, after their performance today, I say they are in cohoots!
 (fast)You are the dumbest, worst owner of this wrestling federation has ever seen.  Why don't we just let the champ do the talking.  We are in no damn cohoots. REMEMBER THIS MCMAHON!  DTA!  (sticks up finger)
(fast)You are the dumbest, worst owner of this wrestling federation has ever seen.  Why don't we just let the champ do the talking.  We are in no damn cohoots. REMEMBER THIS MCMAHON!  DTA!  (sticks up finger)
 Get out of here Rattlesnake!  Why are you here?
Get out of here Rattlesnake!  Why are you here?
 (fast)Why?  'Cause Stone Cartman the Rattle Snake said so!
(fast)Why?  'Cause Stone Cartman the Rattle Snake said so!
 The Big Valboski here to give you a boost McMahon
The Big Valboski here to give you a boost McMahon
 McMahon.  You ain't manly enough to handle me! (Choke Slam)
McMahon.  You ain't manly enough to handle me! (Choke Slam)
 Well, I go two words for ya!  S*CK IT!
Well, I go two words for ya!  S*CK IT!
 Shut your puny little mouth.  MCMAHON.  (fast)  Stone Cartman says that you should get your sorry @$$ out of the ring and burn up your two puppet commissioners!
Shut your puny little mouth.  MCMAHON.  (fast)  Stone Cartman says that you should get your sorry @$$ out of the ring and burn up your two puppet commissioners!
 S*CK IT
S*CK IT


 You better keep your mouth shut before we gotta destroy it.
You better keep your mouth shut before we gotta destroy it.