Player: Looks like someone pulled off the perfect crime at the Tower of London while you were off in Afghanistan.
Carmen: Yes, makes me almost wish I could be in two places at once, Player. But no one can do that...can they?
Ivy: It sure is a wild and desolate spot.
Zack: Ivy, look!
Carmen: No one double-crosses me!
Ivy: What's she doing up there?
Zack: I'd say she's bird watching.
Ivy: Nice going, Zack. You were supposed to catch Carmen in the net, not me!
Zack: Sorry. Fishing's not my best sport.
Ivy: Uh oh! We've got company. Hang on! We've got to lose Tweedledee and Tweedledum!
Zack: This day couldn't get any worse.
Ivy: It could...and it did.
Stu L. Pigeon: You blokes are the detectives who put me away. Why should I talk to you?
Ivy: Because the warden said you were being paroled next week.
Chester: And we think you know something about the Star of Africa.
Zack: Stu, help me out here. Uh, what's that bird? You know, the one that likes to play tricks?
Chester: Oh, that's the--
Zack: Let Stu answer, Chester!
Ivy: Zack, what are you doing?
Zack: I think I may have just solved our case.
Ivy: What?
Zack: Help me out, Stu. Uh, the name of that trickster bird, it's black, it mates for life, it's a--
Stu L. Pigeon: You mean the raven?
Zack Thats the one! And tell me, what kind of feathers are these?
Stu L. Pigeon: Raven feathers.
Zack: Raven feathers! Exactly! Two raven feathers! And wanna know what I think, Stu? We know the night Frank M. Poster broke out of jail, he disguised himself as a member of the Royal Guard Cleaners and because he knew he'd never be able to get the diamond past the royal guards, Frank simply loosened it from the setting, and returned it to the display case. When we came to investigate, a funny thing happened--I was buzzed by a raven!
Stu L. Pigeon: Sorry you were buzzed. There's hundreds of ravens at the Tower of London.
Zack: But at the Tower of London, all the ravens have their wings clipped so they can't fly away, Stu!
Ivy: You mean that raven in the jewel house wasn't one of the ones that lives there?
Zack: Nope. And look, there are two names on this cage but only one raven. I say Frank snuck Stu's other raven in and left it behind to steal the diamond for Carmen!
Chester: Wow! You are good!
Ivy: But Zack, if you're right, and Carmen planned the whole thing--why was she thousands of miles away in Afghanistan getting that lamp?
Zack: Because being thousands of miles away was the perfect alibi for her almost perfect crime, Ivy!
Chester: Hmmm, 'scuse me, but if the raven stole the diamond, does Carmen have it now?
Ivuy: Wait! Back in Scotland, Carmen said something about being double-crossed!
Zack: She was waiting for the raven to show up, but it never did because Stu here had his bird double-crosser!
Ivy: That diamond would be a real nice nest egg for a crook like you when you get paroled next week, eh Stu?
Stu L. Pigeon: Nice theory, but you can't prove a thing, bird brains!
Chester: Zack, Ivy, remember how ravens mate for life? I know who can lead us to the missing diamond!
Carmen: Thanks for helping pull off the perfect crime, detectives.
Ivy, Chester, and Zack: Whoa!
Chester: She did it! She planned the perfect crime, and got away with the Star of Africa!
Ivy: Not quite, Chester. We foiled the perfect crime. She got away with my lucky magnifier.
Carmen: Huh? What?
Player: A perfect crime, like a perfect diamond, isn't supposed to have any flaws, Carmen.
Carmen: Touche, Player. But if I were already perfect, I'd have nothing to strive for. See you next crime.
Birds of a Feather ending