Labyrinth, Part One
Episode Synopsis:
Part 1 of 3. Carmen steals miniature landmarks for her training base, and later time travels to the future in an attempt to be the most famous thief of all time--literally.
Sandy Savage: So, as you can see from our report, Carmen Sandiego may be the greatest thief of all time, Maury.
Carmen: Intelligent woman.
Maury: Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sandy. Face it, no one had even heard of her ten years ago, and who's to say she won't be old news by tomorrow morning? The greatest thief of all time? Ha! Puh-lease, I think not.
Player: Guess Current Copy isn't impressed with you, Carmen, especially now that you've resorted to stealing miniatures of famous landmarks when you used to steal the real ones.
Carmen: The size of the job isn't as important as the impact it has in the end, Player.
Ivy: Player, try an infosearch on all Carmen's henchmen who wear a size 10.
Chief: Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, do you have any idea how many Cinderfellas could fit that glass slipper?
Zack: There's a muddy substance here too, and if my hunch is right---I knew it! Bat guano!
Ivy: Bat gua--Zack, are you telling me I just sniffed bat manure?!
Computer: Welcome, new VILE recruits. State your names please.
Ivy: Don't give your real name.
Computer: State your names, please.
Zack: Uh, I'm Bat Guano.
Ivy: Ew, gross!
Computer: Welcome, Bat Guano and U. Gross. Prepare for body scan.
Zack: Alright!
Ivy: Yes! I can't believe we're celebrating. We just stole the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
Computer: Alert. Alert. Security breach at Level Two.
Carmen: Impossible! There's no one at the training--you two. Well, well. Let's find out how smart you really are. I have a test you'll never pass.
Chief: You never call, you never write. CrimeNet's going bonkers! Carmen just stole the bust of Marcus Aurelius!
Ivy: Chief, remember when the Acme Chronoskimmer turned up missing the last time we went time skipping?
Chief: How could I forget? I got stuck with that bloody English accent!
Labyrinth, Part One ending
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