Episode Synopsis:
After Carmen gets upstaged in a robbery in Hollywood by Lilly Marlane, Carmen decides to get even with the actress by upstaging her in Ireland.
Ivy: Zack, the bill! Carmen Sandiego was the caterer!
Zack: No way we're leaving a tip then.
Lilly Marlane: Don't even try to steal my scene, Carmen!
Lilly Marlane: Nobody upstages Lilly Marlane. Nobody.
Stan Dinn/Ace Bandage: Time for a stuntman's best friend--instant Cloud Nine!
Ivy: Hit the deck!
Shakespeare: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Ivy: Hold it right there, Carmen!
Carmen: Glad to see you could make my opening night, detectives.
Zack: Ivy! Think of something--fast!
Ivy: I'll go high, you go low!
Zack: I hate this part!
Henchman: Scene Carmen Sandiego, spot announcement, take one.
Carmen: Hurry, hurry! You wouldn't want to miss my final bow.
Zack: Carmen's taken over our transmitting frequency!
Carmen: I only need one take. Come see Carmen Sandiego in her greatest theft ever. It's only two fins, so don't miss it, detectives.
Nay, but this dotage of our general's
O'erflows the measure: those his goodly eyes,
That o'er the files and musters of the war
Have glow'd like plated Mars, now bend, now turn,
The office and devotion of their view
Upon a tawny front: his captain's heart,
Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst
The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper,
And is become the bellows and the fan
To cool a gipsy's lust.