Chief: The French Riveria is a world-famous resort, known for its sunny beaches.
Zack: Somehow I doubt Carmen's interested in a vacation. Keep scanning.

Zack: Whoa. Who's the cheesehead with the bad hairpiece, Chief?

Zack: Whoa. It's kinda like seeing Meatloaf in concert, huh Ivy?
Ivy: Zack, how can you possibly find any similarities between a rock star like Meatloaf and this solar furnace?
Zack: Well, they're both bigger than I ever imagined when I finally got to see him in person.

Chief: Meatloaf ain't got nothing on the Chiefloaf!
Angry Frenchman: {Quiet! People are trying to sleep!}

Chief: Please don't take my nose! I love my nose! There goes my nose!

Ivy: Zack, look! A Carmen clue!
Zack: Whoa, now I know she's losing it, Chief. This is just a big red "x-marks-the-spot."
Chief: WHAT? Carmen's clues are never that easy! Duh!

Zack: Ugh, Chief, I think the C-5 needs a tuneup, something's burning.
Ivy: It's not the C-5, Zack, it's the rainforest! Look out! [FILE MISSING]

Zack: Ivy, look, I'll handle this, okay? I'll go toe to toe with him, my wit against his. You know, like Sherlock Holmes. Yeah, you might as well get a little shut-eye. Ira and I are probably going to wit and parry all night long before I get him to crack. *bad English accent* Now it's elementary, my dear fellow, that you are working for one Carmen Sandiego, and--
Ira Gation: She went to Chile! The Le Paige Musuem in San Pedro de Atacama! What more do you want from me?!
Ivy: Wow. Nice work, Zack. You broke him down in record time using what, just a bad English accent?

Sara Bellum: You bit the bait--hook, line, and sinker, detectives.
Ivy: Whatever you're up to, Carmen, we'll figure it out and stop you!
Ivy and Zack: *gasp*
Carmen: And I'll help you.
Zack: What?
Ivy: Two Carmens?
Sara Bellum: *laughs*

Ivy: We knew there was something weird about this case from the beginning. The real Carmen never would've trashed that airport to steal the Spruce Goose!
Sara Bellum: I hate to break up this meeting of the Carmen Sandiego Admiration Society, but I'll be the one collecting all the kudos as soon as the sun comes up!
Ivy: Sara Bellum?
Zack: But you work for Carmen! You make all her high tech gadgets!
Sara Bellum: Well, I got a little tired of being Carmen's main brain, alright, Zackary? Nice jacket!
Zack: Hey!
Sara Bellum: Maybe I'll get one!
Zack: You get the feeling maybe Sara's finally gone one glazed donut short of a dozen?
Sara Bellum: Even you'll have to appreciate the sheer boldness of my first solar caper, Carmen. I'm going to steal the famous Giant of the Atacama!
Zack: That's the largest representation of a human figure in the world!
Sara Bellum: Perfect for the new larger-than-life queen of crime herself, me!
Ivy: You activated the solar furnace!
Sara Bellum: And it's all ready to collect the first rays of morning sunlight, putting out enough power to run the super-grow lights I've invented!
Zack: You're going to grow a tropical rainforest in the desert? Why?
Sara Bellum: You know, for a kid genius, Zack, you sure are dumb as a wall. The moisture that evaporates from my rainforest will fill the clouds. Then, I'll use the Spruce Goose to carry a massive cloud seeding machine to drop salt crystals that will help it rain, rain, rain!
Ivy: Do you know what would happen if that much precipitation fell on the driest place in the world?
Sara Bellum: Well, let me think, Ivy. Ah ha! For one thing, I'll be able to float the Giant away on massive pontoons and pull off the grandest crime in history! *laughs insanely*
Carmen: Well, Sara. I see working alone you've taken the most rational route. Unfortunately, the bridge is out.
Sara Bellum: The beauty of it is, if anything goes wrong, you'll be the one taking all the blame, Carmen. But if I succeed, then I'll reveal to the world that I did it, and, the police will find you here, happy to lock you away for all your past, also petty crimes. Where on Earth is Sara Bellum? Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Carmen: Catch Ivy.
Ivy: Huh? Thanks, but pumps aren't my style, Carmen.
Carmen: Push the microswitch on the side of the heel.
Ivy: Well, what do you know.
Zack: Look out!
Ivy: She got away! We had her! Oh! We had her and we lost her!
Zack: Forget her for now, Ivy! We've got a certified wacko to take care of! Come on!

Sara Bellum: She's an impostor!
Carmen: Ach! You should know the real Carmen.

Ivy: You lose, Sara!

Carmen: Bravo, detectives. Now I know why it's always so much fun keeping one step ahead of you.
Zack: Why did you come back for, Carmen? You could've just kept going when we freed you from the museum!
Carmen: Every good detective needs a backup, Zack! Goodbye, Sara! [FILE MISSING]

Zack: I still don't get how you knew for sure which one was the real Carmen.
Ivy: Elementary, my dear Zack. Sara is left-handed, as evidenced by the keypad on the left-hand side of her chair. The real Carmen caught her shoe I tossed to her with her right hand, the same hand she used to toss it to me back in the museum.
Zack: Whoa! That is so Sherlock Holmes!
Sara Bellum: If you knew which one was Carmen, why didn't you grab her?
Zack: Well we could only nab one of you. And she helped us escape back in the musuem. So maybe we just owed her one.
Ivy: Besides, tomorrow's another day.