Scavenger Hunt
Episode Synopsis:
It's Carmen's birthday...so Carmen sends Zack and Ivy (and just about every other detective) on an international scavenger hunt.
Carmen: Excuse me, maybe you can help. I'm looking for a...special...gift. [FILE MISSNIG]
Carmen: Don't be ridiculous, gentlemen. Nets are for entrances, not exits.
Computer: Washington police are in pursuit.
Carmen: Correction computer, we're in pursuit.
Officer: You can't outfly an F-14, Carmen. Put the craft down, repeat, put the craft down.
Carmen: Down it is, boys.
Carmen: Today is a very special day for me, Player. And it's starting out just right.
Player: Before it's over you'll be behind bars, Carmen. Guaranteed.
Ivy: Ivy gets the ball at midcourt, she drives, airbourne! Hang time, and slam! Give it up, broski, it's E time.
Zack: No way! It's deal time. If I can make this one shot, I win. Off the Chief's head, 45-degree bank off the computer, to the backboard, with my eyes closed. Nothing but net.
Chief: Time out, sports fan!
Zack and Ivy: Huh?
Chief: The only net you should be concentrating is CrimeNet! Last night, Carmen Sandiego robbed the GSA vault in Washington DC! This stolen crown was a gift from--
Ivy: Chief, something's breaking in on Acme's frequency!
Zack: Or someone.
Carmen: That's better. Now, I've got a little game that might interest you to. Here's a clue list. Five things I plan to steal. Come midnight, we'll see who has the most items. Till then, detectives.
Ivy: A scavenger hunt? Why would Carmen want to play a party game with us?
Chief: And she's stacked the deck in her favor, sleuthmeisters! No one can bust all these clues by midnight!
Zack: No one, Chief, but...
Ivy: Wow! Great idea, Zack! Post the clues on CrimeNet and get every Acme detective in the world involved!
Carmen: I'd like to stay and egg you on, but I'm rushin' against the clock.
Ivy: Another perfect landing.
Zack: Ivy, did you see--Ivy? Uh, Ivy? Huh? Whoa!
Ivy: Zack, you make Humpty Dumpty look like Baryshnikov.
Henchman: Come here, you--!
Zack: Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo! Nyuck, nyuck nyuck! Hey Moe, a leaky faucet!
Henchman: What? Hey! Why you!
Zack: Nyr nyr nyr--
Ivy: Come on! The Three Stooges, Zack? The Three Stooges?
Zack: I've got you now, Carmen!
Carmen: Sorry I can't stay, Zack.
Zack: Whoa! Ivy!
Ivy: Zack! I'll get you! Oh! Zack! ZACK!
Ivy: Ha ha! Let's see, that was up stairs, off the ice, through the arch, and onto the minute hand?
Zack: Ivy, hurry!
Ivy: We're too late, little bro!
Zack: I mean hurry and help me!
Ivy: Don't worry! Fifteen minutes and the big hand will have you right back up to the top!
Zack: Ivy, wait! Wait! Okay, Ivy, I'll do anything!
Ivy: Anything? Like, no more egg puns?
Zack: Okay, okay! I promise, big time! Ow! Ow! Whew! I'm a mere shell of the man I was before that horrible eggsperience.
Ivy: Zaaaack...
Zack: Really! If you weren't eggstremely punctual, the yolk would've been on me and--
Ivy: ZACK!
Ivy: Go ahead, Chief.
Zack: Chief, if you wanted one of these matryoshka nesting dolls for a souvenir, all you have to do is ask.
Chief: Is it just me or is this doll crowded?
Chief: South of Cairo, near a river delta, to the east, lies a monument to the king.
Zack: Hey hey, that's the pink Cadillac he once gave to his mother.
Ivy: And there it goes--but that's not his mother!
Zack: The ground broke my fall.
Chief: Hm. Hey! Uh huh, how ya doing, I've gotta have an answer now, is this the real me or not? Uh huh, uh huh, thank you very much.
Ivy: Chief, get serious.
Zack: There's only 45 more minutes till Carmen's midnight deadline! If we don't stop her--
Chief: Good news! Lose the blues! Ha! While you were trying to jailhouse rock Carmen, another Acme detective saved the last item!
Ivy: Wow! That's The Birthday by Marc Chagall!
Chief: One of the best-loved artists of the twentieth century.
Ivy: Story is, Chagall forgot his own birthday until his fiancee knocked at the door with a birthday boquet.
Chagall's Fiancee: Happy Birthday, Marc.
Ivy: And it inspired him to paint exactly what he was feeling at the moment--a masterpiece.
Zack: Birthday, birthday...wait a sec. Player, infoscan the list of all the stolen items. Ivy, do you see what's the same with all the stolen items?
Ivy: Hey.
Zack: Player, bring up Carmen's criminal dossier.
Ivy: And looking at her file, I think I've just figured out what Carmen's up to.
Ivy, Zack, Tatiana, Armando: SURPRISE!
Ivy: Happy Birthday, Carmen!
Carmen: How did you ever know?
Zack: We pulled up your dossier and realized today's your birthday.
Armando: Very clever, stealing a few world famous gifts to give yourself, Carmen.
Ivy: Then having us get the rest and and bring them together in one spot so you could steal them all before midnight.
Carmen: I knew you'd figure it out, detectives.
Zack: Well, here's another present to make the surprise complete!
Carmen: You're missing the point, Zack. The surprise is on you.
Zack: Huh?
Ivy: Hang onto her cuffs, Zack!
Tatiana: Don't let her get away!
Carmen: Thanks for my gifts, detectives. Sorry there won't be any cake and ice cream.
Carmen: Birthdays are fun, aren't they, detectives?
Zack: Glad you think so, Carmen. Cause you're gonna spend your next 20 birthdays behind bars!
Ivy: Get your hands in the air where we can see them.
Zack: We don't want any pop-off, flip-up, flame-on escape tricks this time.
Carmen: I know both of you all too well to need an escape like that.
Ivy: No!
Zack: Guess you don't know me well enough, Carmen. I'm still here.
Carmen: Oh, I know you better than anyone, Zack. I remember when we crossed paths in Africa how you hated reptiles. Like the one over your right shoulder.
Zack: I'm not falling for that old snake-over-the-right-shoulder routine, Carmen. I'm way too smart for--AAAH! A snake!
Carmen: Next year the clues won't be so easy!
Zack: Ivy! Help! There's a snake! And I can't swim and I'm scared! Ack!
Ivy: Zack, stand up.
Zack: Huh? Oh. I knew it was shallow. What? I did! Ivy, wait! Wait for me!
Armando: We did pretty good, amigos. We beat Carmen at her little party game.
Zack: And we got everything back. So now, let's hit the road!
Chief: Uh, thank you, thank you very much, I'm driving, this is my mother's Cadillac.
Ivy: Sorry Elvis, I'll drive.
Chief: Why can't I drive?
Ivy: 'Cause you don't have any arms, Chief!
Chief: Whoa, whoa! Wait for me! I just wanna ride!
Player: How did you know for sure Ivy would go for the Farberge egg instead of you, Carmen?
Carmen: With every birthday you get a little older and a little wiser, Player. Maybe on your next birthday, you'll catch me. But I doubt it.
Scavenger Hunt 1
Scavenger Hunt 2
Scavenger Hunt 3
Scavenger Hunt 4
Scavenger Hunt 5
Scavenger Hunt 6
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