Skull and Double-Cross Bones
Episode Synopsis:
Carmen's pulling a crime wave over the high seas from the Caribbean to Macao.
Henchman: With these cannons, no one will dare stop us this time! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Player: What? No bragging about your latest crime, Carmen?
Carmen: Me? I'm not the only thief in the world, Player.
Player: But I've got a hunch you're in on this somehow. I'll figure it out.
Carmen: You haven't a ghost of a chance.
Seargant: Thirteen years on the force, and I've never seen anything like this.
Jasmine: It was not [?] that took the cannon, Seargant. Real ghosts don't need carbon monofilament cables to make it look like they're flying, or leave pirate flags behind.
Seargant: We're lucky to have an Acme detective like you on the case, Jasmine.
Jasmine: And I think your luck just tripled.
Zack: I accept this Detective of the Year award, and I want to thank all the little people who made it possible.
Ivy: Oh, please. You didn't win yet, Zack.
Zack: Hey, you and Jasmine are good, but face it, Ive, I'm good and good-looking. You're road pizza. Yep, may the best man win.
Ivy: Hmph. Oh yeah...
Zack: Whoa! Hey, easy, easy! Sheesh, can't you take a joke?
Ivy: May the best man OR woman win.
Jasmine: From the crooked room go north, the swan points down the street.
Zack: Well, if it isn't the scourge of the seven seas, Rip Shipoff!
Rip Shipoff: Blasted, you young milk-gaggers!
Ivy: What's Carmen doing with the cannons and pirate ship?
Rip Shipoff: She's pulling off a robbery, the likes of which you'll never figure out, you long-haired chum!
Parrot: Macao! Macao!
Rip Shipoff: Shut your blabbering garb, you! You'll give Carmen away!
Parrot: Macao! Greatest pirate in history!
Parrot: Bwak! Macao! Macao!
Ivy: Hey, Shipoff's parrot! It sounds like it's saying, "Macao!"
Rip Shipoff: Your feathers will do for a fine pillow, you mutinous magpie!
Russian conversation between Zack, the sailor, and the captain
Captain: *gives orders*
Zack: {No! Don't raise the sub!}
Carmen: Now!
Sailor: {The ghost ship is firing at us!}
Zack: {That's no ghost ship! That's Carmen Sandiego! And she's trying to steal your sub!}
Sailor: *something about the sub being disabled*
Ivy: Zack, what happened?
Zack: Whatever she shot has us dead in the water! Rough guestimate translation.
Zack: You can't just steal a submarine!
Henchman: Aye, mate, you're right. I can't, but Carmen Sandiego can! Ha ha ha ha!
Zack: You won't get away with this!
Carmen: I already have, Zack. Bon voyage. Cut the lines.
Carmen: I love it when a crime comes together.
Jasmine: I radioed the Navy.
Carmen: Very impressive, Ivy, Jasmine. You know, there's always room for two more on my crew.
Ivy: Sorry, Carmen. I don't think I'd like the taste of prison food.
Ivy: We were so close!
Zack: Hey, we did get a sub full of henchmen, Ive.
Ivy: Yeah, it's good. It's just not quite the same somehow, little bro.
Chief: Ahoy, matey! Looks like those detectives took the wind out of your sails, eh Carmen?
Carmen: Chief, haul your anchor off my frequency. I'm not in the mood.
Chief: Take a long walk off a short plank.
Player: I torpedoed your plans for your own pirate sub, Carmen.
Carmen: You may have stopped me from proving I'm the greatest pirate in history this time, but that doesn't mean I'm through with oceangoing crimes yet, Player.
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