Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Oz



*Even if you're lead guitar, you don't have to date the bimbo groupies. (Inca Mummy Girl)

*Eskimos are attractive. (Inca Mummy Girl)

*If someone tells you to "Try it", they are probably very tense. (What's My Line Part 1)

*A change in hair colour is fun. (What's My Line Part 2)

*Testing well is cool, but it leads to jobs. (What's My Line Part 2)

*The E-flat diminished ninth is a man's chord. (What's My Line Part 2)

*Throwing yourself in the line of fire is a good way to meet girls. (What's My Line Part 2)

*Start talking about animal crackers if you want to change the subject. (What's My Line Part 2)

*Monkeys are French. (What's My Line Part 2)

*Suckie bands need to practice. (Surprise)

*It's a good idea to let a girl know you're going to ask her out before you do it. That way, if she says "yes", it creates a comfort zone. (Surprise)

*Unpredictable girls are good. (Surprise)

*Never be surprised by anything when you live on the Hellmouth. (Surprise)

*If it looks like an arm, it's probably an arm. (Surprise)

*Having a big van can come in handy. (Innocence)

*Thinking about class while in class takes away day dreaming time. (Innocence)

*Movies today are a lot like popcorn. (Phases)

*Having an evil mastermind for a girlfriend can be fun. (Phases)

*Bunnies can really take care of themselves. (Phases)

*Don't freak when you recieve bad news (like being a warewolf). (Phases)

*An appology is usually in order after you try to eat your girlfriend. (Phases)

*Finding out you're a warewolf is fairly freaksome. (Phases)

*Helping up the guy you just punched out is very conciderate. (Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered)

*If you're unclear about some of the themes, let people know. (Becoming Part 1)

*Compliment you're girlfriend by telling her she'd sweat cute blood. (Becoming Part 1)

*If the world is still around, chances are it probably didn't end. (Becoming Part 2)

*Ditching classes = no graduation. (Anne)

*Not going to summer school = no graduation. (Anne)

*Always be willing to bargin down. (Anne)

*If it looks dead, smells dead, and moves around, it's interesting. (Deadman's Party)

*There is a big difference between a gathering, a shindig and a hootenanny. (Deadman's Party)

*Being in a band comes in handy for last minute parties. (Deadman's Party)

*Give someone bonus points if they use a cool word. (Faith, Hope & Trick)

*If you have an evil alter-ego (ie werewolf), found out each new slayer's postition on it. (Faith, Hope & Trick)

*When the time is up, the rules change. (All Men Are Beasts)

*If you show up to classes, you'll ace them. (All Men Are Beasts)

*Sometimes bailing is a necessary guy thing. (All Men Are Beasts)

*The best jazz is inprovizational. (All Men Are Beasts)

*Tall, fuzzy hats go with anything. Band Candy)

*Always clarify if you are using your regular voice or your sarcastic voice. (Lover's Walk)

*With good S.A.T. scores, you can apply pretty much anywhere you want. (Lover's Walk)

*A cheap PEZ dispencer can get a big reaction. (Lover's Walk)

*Residual werewolf things can be very disturbing.

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