Dancing!!!
A totally groovy band is playing and you are ready to dance!! Peter wasn't hungry either and would much rather be holding you close as you both sway to the sound of his friends' music. You gaze into his eyes becoming so mesmerized that you are unaware of your surroundings. Peter is equally as entranced as he stares at you lovingly. The two of you glide around the floor absorbed in each other when Peter's foot accidentaly becomes entangled in a chord from one of the microphones. He smiles at you awkwardly and in an attempt to free himself he begins shaking his foot hoping the chord will drop off. Somehow he manages to get himself more entangled then before. Frustrated, he gives his foot a jerk still trying to be smooth about it. However, in his frustration he ends up kicking you in the leg and causing the microphone to come flying out of it's holder. You look up to see a flash of silver as the it comes catapulting right toward your head. This causes a chain reaction being that it was entwined together with all the microphones and amplifiers on the stage. They all come piling ontop of you and you are knocked unconcience.
5 years later you awake from your coma to find that although Peter visited you every day for the first year he ended up falling in love with the nurse who took care of you. The two now were happily married and sent you flowers every year on the anniversary of your accident. Enclosed was always a card that read: "Thanks for helping us to find each other - We owe our eternal happiness to you!"
Ack! Well, at least you are up and about again - even if you are 5 years older and still single ;)