Being John Malkovich Quotes

John is Craig Schwartz

Craig Schwartz: Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry ecanomic climate.




Craig Schwartz: Do you know what a metaphisical can of worms this portal is?




Craig Schwartz: My name is Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Floris: Please have a seat, Mr Jaurez.
Craig Schwartz: My name is Schwarts.
Floris: "My name is name is Wartz"?




Craig Schwartz: You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minuets, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!




Craig Schwartz: With all due respect, John, it's my portal.
John Malkovich: It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head.




Craig Schwartz: Can I but you a drink, Maxine?
Maxine: Are you married?
Craig Schwartz: Yes, but enough about me.