John Cusack Sounds

See, the problem here is that.....

Hello Lane, how what your day?.....

My god, what happened to you.....

One night with me and she'll probably go blind with ecstasy.....

Please, please don't let it be a booger.....

So you're Al Myers kid.....

Gee, I'm real sorry your mum blew up Ricky

I know it's bacon.....

Suiside is never the answer.....

You see it's got.....

My grandmother dropped acid.....

I've been going to this High School for.....

Girls will get.....

Buck up little camper

Now that's a real shame.....

I think I froze the left half of my brain.....

Go that way, really fast.....

I want my 2 dollars!!!

You would be wise to do as mother says

It's Christmas Eve.....

And dieing when you're not really sick.....

Five people are dead.....

Nobody's doing anything.....

This is body bag stuff.....

Now you're trying to rope me

.....I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork.....

You're a hansom devil, what's your name?

Will you marry me?

I thought you'd been murdered, or brainwashed.....

Speack infront of mirror, planning what to say at reunion, part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Last Part - 4

Why are you so interested in me going to my reunion?.....

You don't know my cat, it's very demanding.....

Kinda crept up on you, didn't it?.....

I freaked out, I joined the army.....

I should've worn a skirt.....

What was I gonna say?.....

Thanks, I work at.....

So tell me more, about your problems.....

You're a fucking psycho.....

Look, Sgt Pepper.....

Don't kill anybody for a few days.....

I've met two spooks and a ghoul so far.....

See, I think if we go there together.....

Don't tease me, you know what I do for a living

It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up

I'd give you a kiss good bye.....

Are you shaking?.....

.....How did you get Diane Court to go out with you?.....

.....I don't want to sell anything.....

I've got a question.....

She gave me a pen.....

The new me.....

This is it, the site of our contravercial first date.....

But here's my chance, I got to dance!!

Don't worry about that.....

Do you know that you're a creatvie genius?.....

Freedom of choice is possibilities, that's what I'm about

Now how many times have I told you.....

Josh, loosing those jobs was the best thing that ever happened to us.....

Video Aces reporting for duty.....

Wow, so cool!

You know Josh, in primitive societies.....

You, you got no ambition.....

You're right! You could!

You're so full of shit.....

He caught his wife in bed with another man.....

Cyrus Grissom, a.k.a 'Cyrus the Virus'.....

Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.....

Welcome to Con Air

The degree of civilization.....

What is he, some sociology major.....

What's with dictionary boy?.....

Think we're gonna die? - Definitly

Extra tarrestrial?.....

Better than female extra tarrestrial?.....

A selection of downloadable interviews with John