(they're almost as much fun as sniffing white out)

You have decided to come and visit my Fanfic page. Excelent. After you read my stories, I will have your mind under controle, then I shall have everyone's mind under my controle, then I can take over the world! MWAHAHAHA...whoops, I probably shouldn't of said that. uh...I know {holds up toy that looks like flashy-thingie from MIB} look into the light {pushes button, it flashes} there, now, you never heard me say that. Kay? these are inocent little fanfics with no intent of taking over the worl...damn, I keep slipping. Oh, screw it, just read the stories.


Stupid little stories I wrote simply because I'm on odd child involving myself and my friends South Park alter-egos.
(AND FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT LIKE HANSON!)

Notes you'll need to read to
totally understand these stories

Musical Guests

Finished
My first fanfic, writen as part of a birthday present for my best friend. There's a new girl in the class & she's dating a famouse music star. Bet you'll never guess who.

Welcome Back Hanson

Finished
Writen for another friend, Hanson is back & there's another new girl. What happens when they all go to the beach? Find out.

The Stupid Hippies

Finished
Another story writen for a friend, and then another friend, this now has no point to it. Just read for fun, do not take anything in here seriously.
Shorts

Class Trip

Finished
Taken from a chalenge for another show. Can Kyle convinse his mom to let his go on the class trip? (Warning, this one is REALLY bad)

A South Park Short

Finished
A little short I came up with one day. It has no real point.

Finished
Another little short, the kids confront yours trully on my weird-ass and sometimes stupid fanfics
All other stories(some of them even have plots!)

6 to Enter, Part 1
Part 2a
part 3a


Just put up for fun, my first ever fanfic, written two years ago. It's bad, it's incomplete, and well it's just bad. But what the Hell, read it for fun. Also, there are two different ways the story goes after part 1. The a's go together, and the b's go together. Hopefully, I'll have the whole thing up soon.

Finished
Why are the boys on Jerry Springer? Why is Kathleen dressed like Britany Spears? Why an I asking you if you havn't read the story yet? Just read & find out.


It started based on an ICP song by the same name, but I think it's more like the anime movie Perfect Blue now. Sorta. Either way, their's a string of murders in South Park, and some people are starting to act a little...odd.
Also, the lyrics, if you want them.


My future fic, using the characters by Pip's Sister over at the Number One Pip Shrine. If you don't already know them, I'd sugest going here. Anyway, Kathleen returns to South Park with her three kids for the High School's 12 year reunion. In the mean time, her two older kids try and adapt to life in South Park. And even more stuff is planned for part two!(I also promise the rest of the story will not be as confusing)


A South Park/Revolutionary girl Utena cross over. Mr.Garrison's class goes to Japan, staying at Utena's school. What will happen there?
Also, because the notes are so damn long, you can find then over here.


One of those E-mail survey's filled in by the four boys and other characters. (And if you have a fanfic character {or characters} and you'd like to be a part of it, click here.)

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