"She's not a goddess, more of an earth mother whore type, which works for me. " - Hyde

Everything I Need To Know From Life, I Learned From Laurie!

Thanks to the oh so pimpish and ever whorish Gershwin for this!

1. The transition to the Farrah hairdo signifies growth and renewed Kelso-lust.
2. Puppy dog eyes can get you anything.
3. Blackmail--it works, especially with younger brothers.
4. Boredom can be alleviated by teasing less than intelligent boys with pucca beads.
5. Never, EVER go to a 'bonding' session with your mother.
6. Being Daddy's girl means you can lord it over said sibling at all times.
7. Just because you're a philosophy major doesn't mean that you have a free ride through college.
8. Some people say that a cute shape and perky hair won't get you far in life. They're wrong.
9. Bitchiness truly IS a virtue.

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