The gang goes to a club in Chicago but Jackie and Kelso stay at her house to "study" since her parents are out of house. After doing it for 15 minutes Jackie decides that Kelso would look better than Bowie glammed up. He looks even prettier than she does in a dress and Jackies dad strangles him when he comes home.
Eric gets a chance of a lifetime when he catches Laurie sucking face with her teacher from college. Laurie tells Kitty and Red that he is there to help her get back into school and Kitty is overjoyed because she is sick of Laurie.
The gang go to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (though Jackie hates Texas) in the theaters and take Fez out for his first time of trick or treating. They end up going to their old elementary school and find their old school records. Eric is repsonsible for Hyde's bad rep, Kelso is really 18, Donna had a phase where she always took off her clothes and Jackies middle name is Beluah. They get into a huge fight over this and a lot of secrets come out.
They go to Vanstock, which is like Woodstock but with a great emphasis on vans. Laurie ends up coming along and Kelso thinks this will be a makeout opprounity until Jackie comes along. Laurie and Jackie bond and Fez joins in on the girltalk.
Donna says "I Love You" and Eric gets freaked out and says he loves cake. Then he starts to say it all of the time.
Donna is very Dawson's Creek when she sneaks into Eric's bedroom at night and gets in the bed with him. Eric is excited and thinks he's going to finally score. They just cuddle though. He listens to the idiots in the basement and says "Why cuddle when you can do it?"
Donna gets an F in English and starts smoking to get her parents attention. Eric takes the rap for the smoking and gets suspended as punishment. Red, of course, is pissed and makes him smoke an entire pack. He doesn't believe him until Donna tells the truth.
It's Reds birthday and Kitty wants him to have a happy one. Hyde gets him liquor stolen from the Pinciottis and Eric gets him wood to fix the roof. Laurie only gives him $7 from the $20 Kitty gave her.
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia
Guest Stars:
Neil Flynn - The Bouncer
Jeff Doucette - Dale
Donna is the only one that can get into the club. Eric, Hyde and Fez aren't cool enough. Fez impresses the bouncer with his dancing and Hyde gives him a practiced speech about the government.
My Rating: - 
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Linda Wallem
Guest Stars:
Stephen Tobolowsky - The Professor
Eric doesn't succeed though and Laurie gets away with it because she is daddys girl.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia
Guest Stars:
Marion Ross - Grandma Forman
Pat Finn - Frank
Eric also tells a really lame ghost story.
Kitty and Red have a flashback to when they found out she was pregnant with Laurie.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Arthur F. Montmorency
Guest Stars:
Rick Scarry - Dr. Browning
Jay Johnson - Chuck & Bob
Rod Roddy - Himself
Steve Larson - Judd
Carol Mansell - Mary
Mindy Spence - Girl
Donna is mad at Eric for keeping the secret of Laurie and Kelso away from her.
Hyde is in search of the topless girl.
Red gets really into soap operas.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Jeff Filgo
Guest Stars: None
Midge leaves Bob so he stays with Formans which drives Red crazy.
Jackie gets Kelso a leather jacket. He looks more like the Fonzie so his friends make a lot of Fonzie cracks.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Bob DesHotel & Dean Batali
Guest Stars:
Tommy Chong - Leo
Linda Wallem - Jinx Mandell
Hyde gets a job at a photohut. His boss is really spacey and makes Hyde look like a hardass. Hyde gives his check to the Formans.
Red finds out that being honest, hardworking and loyal isn't enough anymore.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers:
Guest Stars:
Melissa Joan Hart - Mary
Lindsay Sloane - Patty
Jeff Austin - Mr. Brownbert
Thomas Weber - Admissions Officer
Jackie wants to put her stuffed animals in Kelso's van but he thinks they are stupid.
Fez and Hyde double date with two girls the Erdmans set them up with. Hyde doesn't have any luck with them but Fez gets to get in the hottub and discuss Malcom X.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: Mark Hudis
Guest Stars:
Jenilee Harrison - Carol
Richard Kline - Ted
The Pinciottis take Red and Kitty out to dinner but they bring dates. For each other.
Eric is upset that Donna confides in Hyde about her parents instead of him.
Jackie is mad at Kelso because he hesitated when she asked him if he kept secrets from her.
My Rating: -
Director: David Trainer
Producer: Franco E. Bario
Writers: John Schwab
Guest Stars:Josh Barker - Man
My Rating: - Red's baby moves out. She didn't move in with a girlfriend but a boyfriend. He's married too.
Jackie thinks Kelso is cheating on her.
I haven't seen this episode yet. I had to work which really sucked. If anyone could PLEASE help me out and send me a copy I'd be really grateful.