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The Rock: Hey Hulkster, Hey Hulk Hogan... Do you like.... PIE?

Hulkster: Well brother yeah I...

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LIKE PIE!

Hulkster: But dude, brother...

The Rock: Hey Hulkster, do you like PIZZA?

Hulkster: ????

The Rock: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL THE DAMN FOOTAGE!

( What appears to be an old commercial begins to play on the TitanTron. Hulkster attempts to stroke the few hair folicles left on the top of his head but is unsuccessful to find them. The fans laugh as they see The Hulkster dressed as he was in the movie Mr. Nanny with pizza in hand. )

Hulkster: Brother, I thought those dudes in WCW destroyed that damn tape!

( Kurt Angle's olympic theme begins to play. Kurt Angle steps out with microphone in hand. )

Kurt Angle: I don't know what you are doing Rock but being an olympic hero, being an olympic GOLD MEDAL winner, I have to tell you putting up such footage embarassing a LEGEND like the Hulkster is cruel, even for YOU Rock.

( Rock looks around at the crowd for a moment. The tension begins to build. )

The Rock: Kurt Angle.... Olympic gold medal winner right?

( Kurt Angle nods )

The Rock: Kurt Angle you are an "olympic hero" right?

(Kurt Angle again nods and smiles at the crowd)

The Rock: Kurt Angle you are nothing more than a red, white, and blue bonifed, southern fried, pestitide, back side, momma hide, PIECE OF CRAP HULKAMANIAC.... IF YOU SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

( Hulkster attempts to attack The Rock when suddenly.... )

-NO CHANCE- THAT'S WHATCHA GOT!

( Vince McMahon with baseball bat in hand comes barreling down to the ring. The Hulkster is met with a barrage of Babe Ruth likes swings to his ample mid section by Vince. The Rock and Kurt Angle then begin to hook it up throughout the arena. )

-CRASH-

( Stone Cold's music then explodes exciting the crowd. Fans immediately begin throwing full beer cans at Austin. Austin notices The Rock and Kurt Angle brawling their way to the consession stands. Stone Cold then spots Vince putting the heavy lumber to now a bloody and unconscious Hulkster. )

Stone Cold: Serves the old bastard right....

( Stone Cold pops open a few beers while heading into the ring drinking away.  )

Stone Cold: You know Hulkster now that your back in the WWF it looks like Vince 3:16 just said he permanently replaced your SORRY ASS!

( More beer is thrown into the ring as Vince McMahon stands over the Hulkster with a look to kill in his eyes. )

((((The scene fades out))))

Meanwhile...

( Kurt Angle and The Rock are still going at it in the parking lot. )

The Rock: So Kurt you like to drink milk?

(A milk truck just so happens to be conviently parked in the back lot. The Rock hits Kurt Angle with a few more punches to the face. )

The Rock: Well Kurt now you can drink all the milk you want!

( The Rock ROCK BOTTOMS Kurt Angle on the hood of the Milk Truck. Kurt rolls off the hood in severe pain. The Rock climbs off the truck and begins to peel off his elbow pad. Fans who have run outside of the arena cheer as The Rock throws his elbow pad out to the onlookers. The Rock runs and then hops over Kurt's prone body on the concrete. He then turns as if hitting some imaginary ring ropes. )

PEOPLES ELBOW!

( The Milk Truck starts up and begins to move! )

Jim Ross: Oh my god what is this?

 The back of the milk truck opens and from inside of it is....

Jim Ross: That's... That's....

MILKMAN DAN!!!!!

( Milkman Dan grabs carton upon carton of milk and pours it all over a layed out Kurt Angle. The milk turns Kurt Angle's face and torso milky white.  )

The Rock: ( In a kids voice while standing over Kurt Angle ) Now your skin can and milky, silky SMOOTH!

Jim Ross: My lord, that's got to be the DAMNDEST MILK MUGGING I've ever seen!

Jerry The King Lawler: This milk guy can't do that to the Olympic Champ! Hey wait a minute, PUPPIES!

Jim Ross: More like yutters King!

(((( A cow moos from inside of the milk truck as the scene fades out on OL Messy Bessy. Borden's own rolemodel cow! )))))