TCWA PRESS CONFERENCE
From Sunday July 11, 1999
Hundreds of eager reporters, photographers, and camera men are gathered together inside the Titan Auditorium across the street from Titan Entertainment Incorporated Headquarters and only a few blocks away from the original Titan Arena in Phoenix Arizona. TCWA Executive Vice President Vince Russell steps up to the podeum on stage. Everyone in attendance quickly goes in a mad dash and sprint to their seats....
Vince Russell: I would of course like to welcome all of you- reporters, participants, and special guests alike to tonight's TCWA Press Conference- but more specifically the TCWA ROAD TO THE GOLD Press Conference. The TCWA Road to the Gold as many of you may already be aware of will involve 4 tournaments in 4 different countries ON THE SAME NIGHT. This is a first time endeavor for the Titan Championship Wrestling Alliance or ANY wrestling promotion for that matter. Titan Entertainment Incorporated will be broadcasting all four championship tournaments LIVE via satelitte to approxiately over 4.5 BILLION homes across not only the United States put the entire world. Thanks to the hard work and dedication of our own Titan Entertainment Incorporated CEO Mr. David Daniel Tyrrell -DDT- wrestling fans across the globe will have the opportunity to witness sports entertainment at its finest. With that said and without further ado let me now introduce to you -the man- ladies and gentlemen responsible for the Global phenomon sweeping EVERY nation- Here he is... The TCWA CEO himself- Mr. David Daniel Tyrrell.... D D T
Everyone in attendance is standing on their feet and clapping as TCWA CEO DDT stands up from his table and buttons the bottom button on his navy blue three piece suit ...
DDT: Remind me to give you a raise for that little bit of brown nosing you just did in front of all these people Vince... (The crowd begins to sit down and chuckle) But now let's get down to important and serious business here folks shall we- The road one must travel to become a CHAMPION or even a success in life can be often times harsh, grueling, and even sometimes cruel. In one night 40 TCWA Competitors will embark on a journey that will test them physically, mentally, as well as emotionally. As already stated there will be four championship tournaments in four different countries....
A large screen comes on behind DDT showing the following information...
From the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo Japan:
The TCWA Hardcore Title Tournament
From the Mecca Arena in Mexico City Mexico:
The TCWA Cruiserweight Title Tournament
In the Titan Sportatorium in Los Angeles California:
The TCWA World Tag Team Title Tournament
And....
From the Sky Dome in Toronto Ontario Canada:
The TCWA World Title Tournament
DDT: I will personally be awarding all the newly crowned champions their newly won championship belts Saturday July 17th -LIVE- during TCWA Saturday Night SHOWDOWNS...
Three ???men??? mockingly dressed like the UWA's Ktoi Council begin to approach the podeum as Chad Brent and Bryan Eddy are seen flipping the lights on and off and giggling....
DDT: Ahh! I see they have arrived! Ladies and gentlemen the PLAY-BOY Council!!!!
HBK music starts playing over the PA as Commissioner Gonzales disrobes the mysterious trio to reveal they are actually 3 half naked big breasted blonde chics dancing to "I'm not your boy toy" inciting and shocking the generally conservative audience. Some of the overly conservative patrons are then seen shaking their heads and beginning to walk out...
DDT: Yeah shake it BABY!
DDT is seen beginning to strip down to his "bare essentials" with the ladies!
Vince Russell: (Getting up totally embarassed by the young party going Owner's publicity stunt) I hate to do this to ya folks but it looks like we're gonna have to cut this Press Conference short.... All of your questions will have to be answered at another time... (Trying to cover up one of the ladies with his coat) Everyone please drive home safely!
CEO DDT motions over for several TCWA employees to bring in a keg of beer. As the scene fades out DDT throws his pants at the exiting (practically EVACUATING) audience....
