Question: What exactly is TitanZone.com?

Answer: I'm glad you asked! TitanZone.com is a web site provided to the general e-wrestling public to meet the following underlined goals:

- We at TitanZone.com are here to provide the best QUALITY categorized listing of active e-wrestling related web sites on the world wide web today. Web Rings and Top 1000 sites have quite frankly began to FAIL in this area.

- We are here to provide a forum where unlisted e-wrestling site owners can provide the URL to their respective web sites. (Without having a load of closed sites listed over yours simply because they cheated on the number of hits system!)

- We are here to make available a contact list of over 1000 online users who participate in e-wrestling.

Note: This list can be downloaded for a reasonable low fee of only $9. 95 in U.S. currency. Contact DDT@wrestlezone.com for more information and ordering instructions.

- We are here to host a variety of message boards for a variety of e-wrestling related topics.

- We are here to be an intermediary during scheduled chat room meetings between e-wrestling community members and visitors.

- We are here to host a forum where columnists can express their views related to e-wrestling.

- We are here to be a global connection by creating a Compatibility Survey for those actively seeking a new e-wrestling federation. For each inquiry we receive we will send a Top 10 "Most Compatible to You" federation listing via e-mail.

- We want to be the dependable resource looked upon that provides the most OFFICIAL and most ACCURATE rankings of the top e-wrestling superstars and tag teams online today.

- We are here to provide in-depth coverage of various e-wrestling federations making headlines.

Summary: There is a MULTITUDE of features TitanZone.com offers. Take a grand tour and find out even more!

Question: What exactly can TitanZone.com do for me?

Answer: Whether you are an e-wrestler, e-fed owner, or even just an e-wrestling fan what can TitanZone.com NOT do for you? We can't make you money. We can not make you magically have popularity overnight. What we can do is level the playing field somewhat for the independent e-wrestler yet to get a break in a much more well known promotion. We can give any e-fed owner ample opportunity to advertise their federation and get the word out to more people that it actually exists. We can open the doors and raise the flood gates when it comes to the barriers plaguing e-wrestling today. We can provide feedback to everyone doing something in the e-wrestling world today. That is just some of the things TitanZone.com can do for everyone. Depending what your current role is in the e-wrestling scene, we can help everyone individually and as a whole. Just let us know what you need.

Question: Who designed the TitanZone.com web site?

Answer: The TitanZone.com Founder David Tyrrell designed this web site himself. Several uncountable hours were spent in the planning and implantation of the final product you now see before you today. Mr. Tyrrell, however, can not take ALL the credit for TitanZone.com's popular design scheme. Zyber Tech Entertainment owner Ken Zyber actually provided the format, column backgrounds, and any flash content you may see on the main page. Ken provided his very valuable time to help design the site for New Horizon Pro Wrestling. Mr. Tyrrell decided not to open NHPW, and think BIGGER. Thus, the surprising birth of TitanZone.com. Many are pleased with the end results.

Question: Will you please take a look and rate my fed?

Answer: Categorized "Fed Reviews" or "Fed Ratings" have become "old hat" you might say. We are not here to rate, in detail any particular federations. We are here to provide RANKINGS. We would be volunteering ourselves to harsh criticism if we did anything beyond FACT based coverage. Our site viewers may make their own opinions of any e-wrestling federation they want. Our columnists may say whatever is on their mind about any e-fed organization they want. We don't want to just say a federation is "good" or "not good". That would be a disservice to you the upcoming e-fed owner. We want to provide examples, and let you decide what is best for your e-wrestling experience from there.

Question: I see that Poser is mentioned a lot on this site. Can you help me with my Poser pics?

Answer: First, I'm surprised you didn't ask- What is Poser? Secondly, my main focus is giving everyone the opportunity to find GOOD Poser artists out there connected with the right e-fed owner up and comers at the right price. FREE! However, in this world you get what you pay for. I would recommend that if you are REALLY serious about starting a Poser 3D using e-federation you go to www.kayfabe.com. His rates are relatively inexpensive for the quality of work he provides. Also, if you don't have any spare cash go to PoserFactory.com. They can certainly hook you up. fWo's FAQ also provides links to places to help you learn your new 3D art making tool. Therefore, go away! Just kidding!

Question: When did TitanZone.com first open?

Answer: TitanZone.com "opened" on an unofficial basis December 20, 2000. I had been toying around for some time when or if I would ever open an e-wrestling web site of this magnitude. Around November of this time last year I attempted to open the Unified Championship Wrestling Council and failed miserably. It was very bad timing on my part. I was working a full time job that required on average 50 hours per week. I was also going to school part time. I had a dog to feed. I had video games to play, etc. Let's just say my Time Management skills weren't half as good as they are now. Later I teamed up with a dude named Jeff Moll to Co-Produce www.efedratings.com. That one was a ROYAL FLOP! Snake did about 10% of the work while I did 90% that first week we opened. I cited "creative differences" with Moll and secretly plotted how and when I would open www.poserwrestling.com. Unfortunately, I lost my computer around this time. My room mate, no, EX roommate stole the damn thing! Just now, yes recently, CHRISTMAS I saved up enough to get a new computer. I am back on track. I have learned from my mistakes. As soon as ALL the links are active on TitanZone.com -THAT- will be when the official GRAND OPENING begins.

Question: Will you add my e-fed to your Fed Directory?

Answer: This all depends. This is certain criteria an e-wrestling federation MUST meet in order to be added to TitanZone.com's e-fed directory. Also, it is imperative that to keep your federation on our listing that you update your web site on a bare minimum of a WEEKLY basis. I hate to say it but I have become more and more "picky" what federations I want to endorse and not endorse. Here are some general guidelines for what I am looking for, for now:

1) Excellent site design

Sue me for wanting to be in the company of beautiful blondes in favor for fat, unkempt smelly, toothless bitches like Jesse Gunn probably always asks to marry! Likewise, if your web site isn't "up to snuff". If you don't have SOMETHING that makes your web site look "attractive" you might say I don't want your garbage around me. Get Netscape Composer if nothing else. Learn how to use the thing. Make some half way decent logos. DO NOT use Times Roman font and then, maybe then I'll get back to you. Ha! Ha! Ha!

2) No... I repeat -NO- WWF, WCW, ECW etc. pictures!

Whoever started the ugly trend of ripping off "real world" pictures to create fantasy wrestling federations should be shot. No, seriously... This is an ongoing PLAGUE in my opinion ruining this business, err this hobby. If I find WWF, WCW, ECW etc. pictures on your e-wrestling site saying for example: Dwyane T-Bone with a picture of The Rock, I will personally have to ROCK BOTTOM your site address into the great unknown. You won't see this type of federation in our directory, I can assure you.

3) Stop breaking KAYFABE!

When you are doing an update for your e-wrestling federation NO ONE cares if you fed your cat, did your homework, or if you are going to nag them constantly to ROLEPLAY! Save your energy to post a REPORT, you know an actual UPDATE of what is going on in your federation. If I see federations that do this "No updates today, roleplay for the card anyway" crap off you go! You've been warned. For a better explanation of Breaking Kayfabe keep an eye on a few future columns.

4) A name means EVERYTHING!

If your federation's name starts with "Extreme" "Xtreme" "X-Treme" or something "original" like this chances are I will not waste my time fooling with your federation. Hardcore wrestling is popular, yes. However it has become OVERKILL. It has become so cheaply imitated to the point I almost cringe someone mentions to me that they want to open an "Anything f'n Goes" fed. Make sure you are going AGAINST the norm. Come up with something ORIGINAL for a name which brings me to...

5) Originality- It better be THERE!

Any federation that uses WWF, WCW, ECW characters or even too many rip off characters of such will NOT be added to the Federation Directory here. It doesn't matter how many nice Poser 3D pictures you use. It does not matter how organized your federation is. It does not matter even if you use FLASH to put over your "stars". Keep the guys you see on television ON TELEVISION! Disagree with me? Good, go away. 

Question: Will you add my e-wrestling site to your Titan Directory?

Answer: Depending on the activity and resources on your web site I am very open minded to provide links to like-minded sites like ours to give an alternative to folks wanting a well rounded e-wrestling world experience. I will see however, if you provide a link to us on your main page we will add your e-wrestling web site to our Affiliates listing. We pride ourselves with associating with QUALITY however, the same rules to our Federation Directory applies to Network, E-Wrestler, or E-Wrestling Resource sites. We won't add closed sites, sites that endorse "garbage" etc. Please keep this in mind.

Question: When will you rank my federation's wrestlers?

Answer: You need to have your federation on our Fed Directory a total of 3 weeks before your wrestlers will be eligible for rankings. 10 federations have already been selected for rankings privileges. We did not ask ANY of them if they were interested in being ranked. We have simply taken it upon ourselves to rank THE very best e-wrestlers by their MERITS, not by any actual association with us. This is what will set us apart from virtually EVERY e-wrestling coverage site that has attempted anything close to this before. Therefore, be patient. I know it seems like we are ranking the ones who could care less, and neglecting the ones who actually want to be a part of this system. Just prove yourself, raise your standards if need be. Some federations we may decide to post their Top 10 wrestlers bi-weekly but only if the owners of these federations send these rankings to us on time, and above all consistantly.

Question: Why is Jesse Gunn such a goofy looking bastard?

Answer: I don't know. You tell me. Maybe he is a product of in-breeding. Maybe it is something in the water where ever he may be from. I can't believe I just soiled this FGA with his picture. Look at this fool will you? You mean you would let HIM rate your federation's show ratings? OH BROTHER!

Note: This TitanZone.com FGA was written for the expressed ENTERTAINMENT of it's readers. A revised version will be written as time allows and more questions are actually frequently asked and answered. For now, cringe when you see this idiot's picture and e-mail him at Revolutionary58@hotmail.com with your complaints.

Thank You!

TitanZone.com Team