In Twin Peaks there are many memorable lines said by different characters. Some are more funny, strange or otherwise stick out from the others. Below I have listed up a lot of them, who says them and in which episode they appear.
| Episode number: | Character: | Quote: |
|---|---|---|
| 1002 | Albert Rosenfield | "What the hell kind of twobit operation are they running out of this treehouse, Cooper. I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes the cake." |
| 1002 | Sheriff Harry Truman | "..normally if a stranger walked into my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his teeth two blocks up on queer street." |
| 1002 | "Mike" | "Through the darkness of futures past, The magician longs to see, One..chance...out..between two worlds...Fire...walk with me. |
| 1002 | "BOB" | "You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!" |
| 1002 | LMFAP | "That gum you like is going to come back in style" |
| 1002 | LMFAP | "She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air." |
| 1003 | Albert Rosenfield | "I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling." |
| 1003 | Albert Rosenfield | "I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges never. I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear?" |
| 1003 | Albert Rosenfield | "I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of me?" |
| 1005 | Log Lady | "They move so slowly when they're not afraid." |
| 1005 | Log Lady | "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." |
| 1005 | Log Lady | "Fire is the devil hiding like a coward in the smoke." |
| 1005 | Hank Jennings | "I told you to mind the store, not open up your own franchise." |
| 2001 | The Giant | "There's a man in a smiling bag." |
| 2001 | The Giant | "The owl's are not what they seem." |
| 2001 | The Giant | "Without chemicals he points." |
| 2001 | Pie-eater | "Hot damn, that pie is good." |
| 2001 | Albert | "Where do they keep his waterdishl." |
| 2001 | The Giant | "Better to listen than to talk." |
| 2001 | The Giant | "Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by laying one stone at a time." |
| 2002 | Little boy | "Sometimes things can happen just like this" |
| 2002 | Little boy | "J'ai une a^me solitaire." |
| 2003 | Cooper | "Albert's path is a strange and difficult one." |
| 2003 | Leland Palmer | "You wanna play with fire, little boy" |