From rob4654@webtv.net Mon Oct 04 21:23:40 1999
Title : Good All Things
Author : Rob Morris
Series : TNG
Type : Remix
Rating : G
Episode : All Good Things
Summary : Judge Not, Q.....
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Q : ( As Throne Recedes ) Til we meet again, Jean-Luc...and we will meet
again..you may count on that.
Picard : Then, is humanity's trial over?
Q : ( Laughs lightly ) Oh, Picard. Humanity's trial is never-ending.
Picard : ( Throws Up His Arms )
He's learned nothing! Seven Years and he's learned nothing.
Q : What did you just say?
( In a flash of light appears Crusher )
Crusher : I tried to warn you that we were dealing with a fundamentally
inferior species, H! This one is the best of their sorry lot--and even
he doesn't have a clue.
( Flash of light; Troi )
Troi : I move for eradication. Stop them now, before they break
something.
Q : Excuse me! Just what the hell is going on here?
( He is ignored )
( Flash Of Light; Worf )
Worf : You Are Wrong---He has learned a great deal of humility. He has
potential to grow. All the Q do.
Q : Please....No.
Riker : ( Appears ) H is correct, H. I say we move him on to the Delta
Quadrant simulation. ( Smiles ) He might actually procreate.
Picard : As amusing as that would be to watch, H--I'm afraid his
willingness to judge other sentient life renders all mercy a moot point.
He learned nothing from the Bajor/Vash simulation.
Troi : He learned nothing when H gave him half his powers.
Q : Shoot me....Shoot Me Now!
Data : Please be quiet. He does not have to shoot you now. He will wait
til we return to the H Universe.
Geordi : Terminating a whole race retroactively does seem a bit much.
Hey? How about we have him redo the last seven years?
Troi : An educational infinite loop, only to be broken upon some broad
realization. This is acceptable.
Picard : We shall make it so, then. Oh, Q?
Q : ( Weakly ) yes?
Picard : See you at Farpoint.
Q : Nooooooo............. ( Vanishes )
Riker : Excellent call, H.
Crusher : Indeed. Punishing but instructive.
Worf : It reminds me of when H and H took on the roles of 'Kirk' and
'Kor'.
Data : Ah, yes. If memory serves, the Metrons and The Organians were
almost at war---again.
(We see 'Kirk' walk past with a parrot-sized King Ghidorah in a tight
cage)
Geordi : H is so cruel to his pets.
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Seven Years Prior..........
Q : Why Am I Dressed Up Like Colonel Flagg From MASH?
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DEEP SPACE NINE
( Sisko appears before a group of befuddled energy shapes )
Sisko : ( Monotone ) : You Are The Prophets. The Prophets Build The
Temple.
Prophet : Stop playing with our minds!
Dukat ( Walks Over casually to Sisko, we see red shapes behind him )
H? You wanna trade? This bunch is just thick!
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