From rob4654@webtv.net Thu Jun 10 08:19:06 1999
Premise : Did you ever notice how some things just don't come up in
training?
Sometimes, you just need to find a New Hart
The Office Of Doctor Robert Hartley
"Okay, Carol, put him through.... Cap-Captain Kirk? Yes. Okay, Yeah... I
can barely hear you... You're on the other side of the Galaxy... Well,
that would tend to make reception a bit dicey... How--How Can I help
you?... Rigellian Fever? Well, I'm not an MD.... Oh, you have the
cure... Then why are you... You Can't Get The Cure... Kind Of Puts You
Back At Square One, then... Mmmhmm. 6000 years old, you say? Been-been
around the block, then. Probabbly built the block, too... Mister..Mister
Flint?.... Well, I can see you being protective of Rayna, but we all
have to let go sometime... But Not You, I see... Did You Write That
Piece? I always liked it... You Painted.... Well, well--why was she
smiling?...Gas? Oh, oh, that's a joke... What did you do in the 20th
Century?.... Is That So?.... Then was 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds' a
reference to... Mister Spock... No, chit-chat is not logical, I agree...
Yes, we humans do tend to go on and on.. Sure... Well, Spock, sounds to
me like T'Pring just wasn't the girl for you.... Your Mother embarassed
you? Don't-don't even get me started, there... Ok... Well, call him
Captain, mostly, and Jim in private, then...
Doctor McCoy?... Boy, could you do something about this reception?...
Yes, I realize you're not a Communications Officer... So, the girl in
question is an android... being torn apart by emotions... Spock says
that-that the pain of love destroyed her.... Have you tried waking her
up?... She's-she's not sleeping... Captain Kirk? Yes. You should just
forget all about her... Forget.... Yes, Mister Spock, I realize that you
can probably help him forget better than me... Oh, she WAS sleeping... (
Covers phone ) Heh. Guess who was wrong, 'Bones'... ( Goes back ) Rayna?
Yes, this is Doctor Hartley.... Well, if you want to go to college
before making a choice, I say that's a pretty good idea...Okay!...
Captain?.... Well, if she tries to take over your body, then she's not
really your friend, now is she?...Ok. Take Care...Bye."
( Phone rings again )
"Yes? Mmmhmmm. You're Captain Kirk's nephew? Yesss....THREE heads, you
say? Welll, at least he always has someone to talk
to...Peter?....Hello?"
FROM THE BUTTON DOWN MIND OF BOB MORRIS
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