Thursday, Jan 14, 9-10pm EST, Cupid (ABC, TV-14-DLV)
Why this far-flung but fairly tame episode deserved an eye chart for a parental rating is beyond us. In it, a man believing himself to be Don Quixote taps Trevor (aka Cupid, Shippers) as his dutiful manservant, Sancho Panza, and sets out to find his Dulcinea in present-day Chicago. Turns out he's really a deluded drunk driver who plowed down his own wife. As always, though, it's Claire and Trevor's (Paula Marshall and Jeremy Piven) snappy, scrappy rapport--these two are turning into a regular Mulder and Scully of all things amorous--that keeps things humming. Rating: B