Andy and Pacey-the cutest DC couple

These are a couple of dialogues between Andy and Pacey. I got them from the Pacey and Andy's Sparring Site. It was voted the third best DC site on the web, and is deffinetly worth checking out!

The Kiss

Pacey: "Do you realize the severity of what you've done here? Hmm? Do you? Being behind the wheel of a very powerful and dangerous automobile is a huge responsibility. One lapse in judgement you could run over a cat, a child, a nun. You know I could have this license revoked -snap- just like that."

Pacey: "I want you to know I've got my eyes on you blondie. You cause anymore trouble in Capeside, Officer Pacey's coming after you."

Andie: "Officer Pacey! You little scum."

Andie: "Hot tip: Christy Livingstone, is a homosapien. So perhaps you should try barking up another tree."
Pacey: "And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether."

Andie: "Go ahead Pacey. She's all ready for you. I got her primed."
Pacey: "Okay. Eat cement"

Pacey: "You're not pulling another prank on me here are you? I screw you. You screw me. We're even?"
Andie: "I guess you'll just have to take that chance. Bye Officer Pacey!"

Sex She Wrote

Andie: "Thank you."
Pacey: "Thank you."
Andie: "No, thank you."
Pacey: "No really thank you."
Andie: "No really thank you."
Pacey: "I insist, thank you."
Andie: "Thank you."

[hot kiss]
Pacey: "You know, we probably shouldn't do this here."
Andie: "I'm sorry, I just have a major lust issue where you're concerned."

Andie: "Oh, what's that?"
Pacey: "Uh, it's nothing. Just my history quiz."
Andie: "Oh what'd you get?"
Pacey: "Huh, never you mind."
Andie: "No, really. What'd you get?"
Pacey: "It's really none of your business."

Andie: "Yeah but more importantly I don't want you turning into some stereotypical guy that shuts down the minute a relationship starts to progress."

Andie: "It's interesting that I get the cold, shut-down Pacey but the rest of Capeside gets a taste of the old Pacey Witter, under achieving town lothario."

Andie: "The other night it was personal and the fact that there's some warped revisionists version of it wafting all over the hallways make me think that someone's been talking. And it makes me really not want to talk to you right now."
Pacey: "Okay, if that's what you think I guess we really don't have anything to talk about."

Andie: "You sleep with me and you don't want me?......You disgust me."

Andie: "Get out."
Pacey: "We're not done."
Andie: "Oh yes we are."

Pacey: "I don't know where to start."
Andie: "You can start by getting out of the car."

Pacey: "I'm just--I'm afraid-that--"
Andie: "What?"
Pacey: "I'm afraid because you're the single most important being to grace my existence. Andie. I am falling hopelessly in love with you.

Pacey: "Are you going to say anything because I did just kinda cut it open and lay it out for you."
Andie: "Yeah, that was pretty scary."
Pacey: "That's it? That's all you have to say?
Andie: "No. I'll say that I share your fear. Your exact fear."

His Leading Lady

Pacey: "You know it says in here I can have the butt I want in three weeks."
Andie: "Pacey, I've seen your butt. You have nothing to worry about."

Andie: "Pacey, are you checking out your own butt in the mirror?"
Pacey: "Me? No..."
[looks exchanged]

Pacey: "You know I do agree with you though. This butt belongs in the hall of fame, what do you say?"
Andie: "Hmm, nice try."

Pacey: "If you don't want to talk about it that's fine Andie, but don't lie to me please."

Andie: "My dad is M.I.A. My mother is barely lucid. I'm holding on by my fingertips and yet somehow you're the one that's getting screwed? Oh yeah, that's right. Because it's always got to be about Pacey."

Andie: "For the first time I'm seeing everything crystal. It's you Pacey. You're the one that's got to give. We need to cool it because 'us', that's the problem.
Pacey: "Andie, you don't mean that."
Andie: "Yes I do and if you really care about me, if you'd really like to help me you'd leave me alone."

[Pacey holding out rose]
Andie: *sigh* "Go away Pacey"
[Slams door]
[Knocking]
Andie: "I'm ignoring you!"

[climbing up wall lattice]
Pacey: "Is this thing reinforced?"

[handing rose]
Pacey: "For the lady."
Andie: "I don't believe you. Is this your way of staying away from me?
Pacey: "Uh, yeah, about that. I've decided not to. You see you need me McPhee. Come on, who else is going to put up with you right?"
Andie: "You know it's just one shove and it's a long way down Pacey."
Pacey: "Yeah, I'd just have to climb back up."

Pacey: "You know I think I forgot to mention that I'm actually the charter member of the Andie McPhee fan club. And as a matter of policy, out adulation never wavers. Through the good times or the bad."

Andie: "Pacey how do you know you can help me?"
Pacey: "Because Andie...I love you."
Andie: "I love you too."

High Risk Behavior

Andie: "What's this?"
Pacey: "The results of Pacey Witter's HIV test."
Andie: "You got tested?"
Pacey: "You told me to."
Andie: "But you argued with me."
Pacey: "Andie, I argue with you all the time. That doesn't mean I don't listen."

Andie: "Don't think just because you got tested we're going to...you know."
Pacey: "What?"
Andie: "You know."
Pacey: "No, Andie, I really have no idea what you're talking about."

Pacey: "I didn't get tested to engage in any uninhibited scrumping with you. I got tested for me. I don't want to jump in the sack with you."
Andie: "Oh."

Andie: "You don't want to?"
Pacey: "Do you want to?"
Andie: "I asked you."
Pacey: "Well I'm asking you back."
Andie: "You first."
Pacey: "I'd like to scrump with you any day of the week."

Andie: "If it were the right time and place you would want to right?"
Pacey: "Oh hell yes!"

Andie: "What are you doing here?"
Pacey: "Just picking a few things up."
Andie: "In the umm, condom section?"
Pacey: [stammering] "I had no idea! This is very odd don't you think? I mean, you don't think this is a sign like the love gods are trying to help us out or--"
Andie: "No I think that would be you."

Pacey: "A bed and breakfast?"
Andie: "It's my fantasy. Go with it."

Andie: "Losing my virginity is a huge deal okay> I mean I didn't hold onto it for 16 years to loose it in one drunk fleeting moment in some scanky back seat of a late model American car okay?"
Pacey: "Damn! Somebody's leaking all my best love making secrets!"

Andie: "When you talk like that, it makes me want to jump you."
Pacey: "Oh really?"
Andie: "Yes."

Andie: "Pacey if I take off this blindfold and we're standing in a bed and breakfast, you're dead.
Pacey: "Well...dispose of my remains now.

Andie: "Oh Pacey, god um...I don't know whether to be touched or terrified."
Pacey: "Well, hey listen, you know this night was not designed to reach the verdict of doing it. I just--I wanted to give you your fantasy evening ya know? French dinner, stroll along the docks, a bed-and-breakfast, romantic music. We can save doing it for another time."

Pacey: "Honestly? I think I brought you here tonight as much for me as I did for you. I just wanted to give you your fantasy evening, you know. So please don't be upset with me. You have no idea what you've done for me just by being in my life. You make me feel like maybe there is hope for my pathetic existence. And I don't have to sleep with you to feel that. I feel it right now. Just holding tou in my arms. God, I am so lucky."
Andie: "You know what Witter?"
Pacey: "What?"
Andie: "You make me wanna do it."

Pacey: "Uh, you're not going to believe this. Frankly I don't believe it but, I don't want to do this. Yeah I said that out loud right?"

Pacey: "We're not ready for this Andie."
Andie: "But I might be ready and --"
Pacey: "Listen, at the risk of sounding like a really cheesy after school special, when you're really ready? You'll know. Then we'll do this. We'll do this 'till the cows come home."

Pacey: "You take all the time you need. Cause I'll be here."
Andie: "There you go again Pacey. Just make me want to do it even more."
Pacey: "Hmm, it's all part of my evil plan."

Pics

The lovely Mr Pacey Whitter!

The crew at the creek

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